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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Got electrocuted by licking his own iPhone0
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Chewy ate some bad Kibble and turned violent!0
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Exploded in an awful mushroom cloud while attempting to break the world record for consuming fiber.0
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Exhaustion0
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Carbon-monoxide poisoning from smoking sausages.0
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Her eyes burst from reading the entire Biography section at the Library!0
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Choked on a sausage...eyes watered..gagged..still couldn't spit it up..was tragic0
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She was attached to the sausage. Couldn't live without it. Jumped off a bridge0
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She was jogging under a bridge when two women and a sausage fell from above and broke her head!0
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Drowned in a lake in Duluth after being bit by a dog with a rabid tooth.
No worries, though - you'll see her again on Independence Day...0 -
*kitten* with the wrong guy0
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Went swimming at Bondi when he came to vist..Great White took him0
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Laying in bed and the mattress sucks her in and spewed out tona of blood0
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Bored to death, literally0
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Killed during an armed mugging on Sesame Street -- that monster!0
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Under me with a smile on his face..think his heart gave out0
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Armature night accident at the trapeze artist club.0
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I forgot to uncuff him from the bed before I left on holidays ..ooops0
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Was scared to death by the Ghost of Lovers past!0
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She kept trying to keep her hair from me. So I took her head from her.0
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I grabbed the Axe away from him and chopped up his duck! He died of heartache!0 -
Executed by the state for murder of duckie ..0
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She volunteered to pull the lever and was electrocuted!0
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Poisoned apple0
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A Vampires kiss!
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Sunlight..stayed out too late0
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She was learning Karate and tried to karate chop a glass block which cut her wrist open. Sadly, she bled out0
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Syphilis
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Too much ex-lax1
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