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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    Pretending to be a dragon...
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    Fell out of her invisible jet
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    riding a dragon
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    Snuck up on me while I was in complete dragon riding gear and I accidentally stabbed him in the heart with my sword.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Snatched by a killer whale at SeaWorld and held underwater till she drowned, then tossed back and forth by the dophins who'd been watching the whole thing without intervening!
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She tragically fell and broke her neck after tripping on the ropes while doing the Double Dutch! :'(
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    She stopped in her path because a black cat crossed in front of her and she was hit by a beer truck.
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    Snatched by a killer whale at SeaWorld and held underwater till she drowned, then tossed back and forth by the dophins who'd been watching the whole thing without intervening!

    This is perfect. Orcas are my FAVORITE animal!
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    He stopped to watch the accident and was hit by a mack truck
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    Lost a craftsman tool fight to a guy named Mack.
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    I told him not to play with the swords, but he didn't listen...
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    Died in a tragic tongue diving accident.
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    Simply died of "the bends"
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    edited February 2016
    Projectile vomiting caused by a bad load of sea men
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    Thrown overboard by the sailors.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Viagra OD
  • Steam_Powered_Awesome
    Steam_Powered_Awesome Posts: 301 Member
    Let's just say it's not pretty and Taco Bell's involved
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Slipped in a pile of vomit at the dancehall and broke her neck
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Joined the circus and Wasn't so great on the trapeze!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Got stuck on a certain swing she had in her bedroom ..found 2 months later..
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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Crossing the intersection
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  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    finally laughing at one of my stupid jokes
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    While attending a school playground event at a local elementary school in San Diego, she was shot and killed on site by someone named Brenda. When questioned why she did it, Brenda simply replied:
    "I don't like Mondays. This livens up the day.."
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »
    While attending a school playground event at a local elementary school in San Diego, she was shot and killed on site by someone named Brenda. When questioned why she did it, Brenda simply replied:
    "I don't like Mondays. This livens up the day.."

    Typical Brenda

    Tugging on Superman's cape.
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  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    Really thought it was ok to play on the rails in the subway station.
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