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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • BoogeyBrat
    BoogeyBrat Posts: 212 Member
    Choked on a mouthful of gummy bears.
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    Clubbed to death by Neanderthals in a freak time machine accident.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Choked on a sausage :o
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Riding the lightning

    Coincidentally, "The Lightning" is @csbnga 's nickname
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol^^^ died the same way :o
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    Misplaced sausage something, something.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Died of laughter after hearing the following joke:

    "I submitted 10 jokes to a pun contest to see if one would win, but no pun in ten did."
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    Died of laughter after hearing the following joke:

    "I submitted 10 jokes to a pun contest to see if one would win, but no pun in ten did."

    It was a mercy killing...it was kinder those jokes never be repeated
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    One stab for every past sin
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Fell into a time vortex and ended up in a 17th century Puritanical settlement. They accused him of being a werewolf and peeled the skin from his bones in strips while he was still alive.
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    Froze to death in a freak mid summer snow storm.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Swimming with concrete boots on
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Refused a mob boss offer, went sleeping with the fishes.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Died in a car accident while rushing to my office to catch the last of beer Friday
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited February 2016
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Refused a mob boss offer, went sleeping with the fishes.
    Holy smokes J you are looking fine...so hot she spontaneously combusted

    @OneHundredToLose.suicide..didnt follow mfp diet..gained twenty and couldn't bear to change his profile name..
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Refused a mob boss offer, went sleeping with the fishes.
    Holy smokes J you are looking fine...so hot she spontaneously combusted

    Lol
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    Laughed to death. Joker style
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Danced to death - Gangnam Style
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Had his wings clipped..a vein was hit..bled to death..or
    It was a viagra OD..
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    Printed Wikipedia, had all the volumes bound, carefully placed each volume in a giant bookshelf and when complete, took a step back to look at the magnificent accomplishment when suddenly hit in the head by a football-sized chunk of blue ice (blue ice is from commercial aircraft lavatory waste systems, a biowaste mixture of human waste and liquid disinfectant that freezes at high altitude -- aka, airplane poop).
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    Wrote a long paragraph that was neither clever or sensical and the words lifted off his screen and bit him in the nads
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    Executed by the government for killing others with the harsh truth.
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    BoogeyBrat wrote: »
    Choked on a mouthful of gummy bears.

    Only if they're Vodka Gummies!!!
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    Crossed the wrong jealous husband who always packed heat...
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    Terrible fire caused by her husband's propane heater, which he always packed.
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    Electrocuted when he dropped the toaster into the tub
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Hairdryer catches her hair on fire.
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Dies of extreme sadness because Kurt won't show up to the birthday party she planned for him today...
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