We broke up because...
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Kept putting on my silk stockings and garter belt0
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Not enough manscaping0
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He didn't like the cut I gave him0
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She tried to cut me...0
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Kept losing her plane.0
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He wouldn't buy me a trip to Paris for our anniversary0
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Needed extravagance0
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She said i was a libertine and was only using her . So not true.0
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My mistake. I totally misread him. (not really, never thought that)0
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She really couldn't read! LMAO!!!0
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Read was all she did...no interest in anything else0
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he had unusualy big nipples that he liked to show off.0
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I found the tassels and nipple clamps that she said she left with her ex in her cosmetic bag!
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Wore her tassels to the supermarket..asked the men to watch her spin like helicopter blades0
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She was jealous that she didn't have that skill!0
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Thought everyone was jealous of her ..sheeesh..0
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Went to jail for supply0
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She refused to supply me with food0
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She wouldn't allow vegetable foreplay0
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piggysmalls333 wrote: »She wouldn't allow vegetable foreplay
Lied ..she got nervous when I brought home eggplants
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Painted every wall in our house purple0
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she kept trying to dance battle me0
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He didn't like losing to me0
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Didn't want to but I had to go into witness protection and they said j could bring her.
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I lost her at the mall!0
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saw someone better at her family reunion.0
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When I tried to cuddle, his abs cut me in the face0
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She kept breaking wind every time we cuddled0
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She was always singing Windy at night0
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Saw someone better at her high school reunion.0
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