We broke up because...

nitroalley · February 2016

needed to change the shag carpeting

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Aww we broke up?? First I knew

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Couldn't let go of the past.

nitroalley · February 2016

was always digging up the past

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Dug through my trash.

floridagirl7264 · February 2016

Threw away all of my cookies

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Kept tossing her cookies. Weak stomach.

nitroalley · February 2016

Spit on all the cookies so I wouldn't eat them.

floridagirl7264 · February 2016

Made me eat protein bars

nitroalley · February 2016

Protein bars are good for you but she spit them out.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Protein farts..nuff said

g44219 · February 2016

spiked my morning coffee with Viagra. thought it would be funny for me to go to work like that

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Needed viagara. Enough said.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

^^yup..true story..stiff for days

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Wait. That's a problem?

cmDaffy · February 2016

God, I would seriously hope not!!

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Amen.

Was praying all.the.time.

g44219 · February 2016

she preyed on the weak

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Always trying to hunt me down. A stalker, one might say.

F4Tdestroyer · February 2016

She put her j izz in my morning tea

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