How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    In an attempt to satisfy his unhealthy addiction of eye discharge, he died of conjunctivitis when he began consuming all of the eye discharges of all the people inside the local homeless shelter where he often volunteered...
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    He had projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea. He died of dehydration
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Lighting her cigarette in the wind..accidently set her hair on fire
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    her skydiving instructor popped some molly before work. Oops.
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    He was turned into a statue and put on display
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Went golfing..someone didn't yell out "four"..smacked in the head by a golf ball
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    Went golfing in a lightening storm and got hit by a bolt
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    The batteries in her...personal massaging device ruptured while she was using it, and she died of catastrophic acid burns.
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    The batteries in her...personal massaging device ruptured while she was using it, and she died of catastrophic acid burns.

    I just spit diet coke laughing so hard...

    OK, slipped in the shower and hit his head//
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    She choked on her own spit
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    A terrible riding accident
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Eaten by a bear...
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    Ravaged by werewolves
  • jenn_boomz
    jenn_boomz Posts: 18 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Enters a duel armed only with spoons.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Psychopath delivers an ice pick to the forehead
  • BinaryFu
    BinaryFu Posts: 240 Member
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    Attempted to flirt with Chuck Norris' wife.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Viagra OD
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Hahaha...get them things out of my face... :D

    Severe burns..bare boobs on a hot plate :D

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