How is the MFPer above going to die?
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In an attempt to satisfy his unhealthy addiction of eye discharge, he died of conjunctivitis when he began consuming all of the eye discharges of all the people inside the local homeless shelter where he often volunteered...0
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He had projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea. He died of dehydration0
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Lighting her cigarette in the wind..accidently set her hair on fire0
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her skydiving instructor popped some molly before work. Oops.0
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He was turned into a statue and put on display0
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Went golfing..someone didn't yell out "four"..smacked in the head by a golf ball0
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Went golfing in a lightening storm and got hit by a bolt0
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The batteries in her...personal massaging device ruptured while she was using it, and she died of catastrophic acid burns.0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »The batteries in her...personal massaging device ruptured while she was using it, and she died of catastrophic acid burns.
I just spit diet coke laughing so hard...
OK, slipped in the shower and hit his head//0 -
She choked on her own spit0
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A terrible riding accident0
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Eaten by a bear...0
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Ravaged by werewolves0
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Enters a duel armed only with spoons.0
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Psychopath delivers an ice pick to the forehead0
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Attempted to flirt with Chuck Norris' wife.0
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Viagra OD0
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Hahaha...get them things out of my face...
Severe burns..bare boobs on a hot plate 0 -
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lead contamination0
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octopus strangulation0
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Bbq bew up..set him on fire ..crispy0
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Lol..impaled on a stick0
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I ate him
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She died of gastrointestinal failure0
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Food poisoning0
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chronic toothache0
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