We broke up because...
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Kept pulling faces at me0
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I never understood her Australian lingo!0
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Cause she wore her sunglasses at night.0
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He just looked at me with that grin and nodding..I dont think he understood Australian either
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She never understood what my nodding off meant!0
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Slept 24/7..0
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I need to sleep!
Her insatiable appetite!
I need rest Woman!!!!!!!0 -
Had a sleep issue!!0
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Lol such a lie.. Morning sex is the best sex
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Nope we didnt..cuffed to my bed and smiling like a cheshire cat..0
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she started pub crawling with someone else
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She wanted me to crawl everywhere. It was hard on my knees0
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Spent too much time on her knees0
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He used matches to start fires all over town0
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She never wanted to light my fire...0
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I caught her lighting someone else's fire0
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He drank Fireball all the time - couldn't handle his drunken anger0
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Couldn't handle a nutcracker0
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She kept big bowls of nuts around and cracked them in front of me every time she was mad to show what could happen..0
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he pushed his nuts on me even though he knew I was allergic0
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Was too sensitive0
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Didnt understand why I cried when she said I reminded her of her Ex large Marge!0
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Her personality was too large0
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Accused me of being to outgoing and personable!0
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She would smother me... with her thighs.0
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He couldn't handle the pressure0
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Never listened to me because she always had her earphones in.0
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I could never drown out the sound of that voice enough!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I could never drown out the sound of that voice enough!
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He had weird fetishes! Always asking me if I wanted to drown him!
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