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We broke up because...
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Kept following @slimgirljo15 around town feeling them to see if they really were real!0
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Jealous of my "real" breasts0
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They intimidated me!0
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Intimidated by breast..enough said
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LOL....
Always trying to feed me breast meat, I wanted thighs...0 -
I always wanted him to go a little higher, but he stopped at my thighs0
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Carpet did not match the drapes0
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(want to check?)
Had no drapes...0 -
(I'd love to!)
Spoke in tongues0 -
His tongue wasn't that good
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(I beg to differ with you on that...)
Only wanted tongue0 -
He said my thighs could feed an army0
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I wanted more than just thighs0
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He decided he like sausage better 0
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she ran off with the butcher0
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Didn't share his cake with me0
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His thong go to be a bit much0
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Had a thing for camels0
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Accused me of attempted murder0
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He told me he was at work but really he was scouting out the prison yard for his next girlfriend0
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Kept telling me, "But, baby, orange is the new black..."0
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Was always tearing apart the food I made him looking for contraband.0
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Was always looking for ways to escape0
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Kept me locked in a box under the bed0
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Stole my lockbox with all my valuables and treasures!0
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you don't want to know what she considered treasures!0
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I know what she did last summer.... And I told everyone!0
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She told everyone my personal business0
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hated when I always wore uptight business suits0
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He was always hitting on my secretary0
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