We broke up because...

nitroalley

Everything was her fault.

RunHardBeStrong

He could never accept any fault

Just_J_Now

blamed me for everything.

nitroalley

She was always right.

justjumpit278

He wouldn't accept that I WAS always right!

Wonderwomanvik

Refused to ever go left

RunHardBeStrong

She refused to ever go down

nitroalley

Wouldn't meet me in Miami

Sniper_Chick

tried telling him Belize would be more enjoyable

nitroalley

Didn't trust her with my O2 tank

Just_J_Now

He carried that thing everywhere

nitroalley

She took my breath away

ladymuaythai

His beard was pinching the fuk outa me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Sadly he was suffocated and died! I had to move on!

nitroalley

ladymuaythai wrote: »

His beard was pinching the fuk outa me

She didn't like desert

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Sadly he was suffocated and died! I had to move on!

Could never fall into a sound sleep around her.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Kept me up all night!

nitroalley

She kept me up all night. Wait...

Fi3ryR3dHead

He didn't like all nighters

RunHardBeStrong

she spent all her nights at the neighbors

nitroalley

She never came home at night

qxana1969

I could stand to hear him snore - I slept in a tent outside

Sniper_Chick

she tried putting a pillow over my head to smother me

nitroalley

Didn't like my pillow talk

RunHardBeStrong

He snuggled the pillow instead of me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Weird!!! He thought he heard voices coming from his pillow!

qxana1969

she would stuff a pillow up her shirt because she wanted people to think we were having a baby

nitroalley

Told me to play with my own pillows

RunHardBeStrong

Was always playing with his pillows in public

FabulousFantasticFifty

Called my Breastessess Dirty Pillows

qxana1969

couldn't keep her hand of her breastessess, I needed her hands on me