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We broke up because...
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Everything was her fault.
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He could never accept any fault0
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blamed me for everything.0
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She was always right.0
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He wouldn't accept that I WAS always right!0
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Refused to ever go left0
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She refused to ever go down0
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Wouldn't meet me in Miami0
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tried telling him Belize would be more enjoyable0
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Didn't trust her with my O2 tank0
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He carried that thing everywhere0
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She took my breath away0
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His beard was pinching the fuk outa me 0
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Sadly he was suffocated and died!
I had to move on! 0 -
She didn't like desertladymuaythai wrote: »His beard was pinching the fuk outa meFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Sadly he was suffocated and died! I had to move on!
Could never fall into a sound sleep around her.
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Kept me up all night!
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She kept me up all night. Wait...0
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He didn't like all nighters0
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she spent all her nights at the neighbors0
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She never came home at night0
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I could stand to hear him snore - I slept in a tent outside0
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she tried putting a pillow over my head to smother me0
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Didn't like my pillow talk0
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He snuggled the pillow instead of me0
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Weird!!! He thought he heard voices coming from his pillow!0
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she would stuff a pillow up her shirt because she wanted people to think we were having a baby0
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Told me to play with my own pillows0
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Was always playing with his pillows in public0
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Called my Breastessess Dirty Pillows0
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couldn't keep her hand of her breastessess, I needed her hands on me0
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