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  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
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    The knives over the bed failed to ward her off
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
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    Things got so hot, it was dangerous.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    he wanted to keep the house at 80 degrees.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Didn't live the dangerous life....it got boring real fast.
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
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    She was always pulling a 180 on me
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    PewterSky wrote: »
    Didn't live the dangerous life....it got boring real fast.

    we could never just eat popcorn in our sweats and snuggle... no, she always wanted to go out clubbing
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    He told me I looked like Benny the clown when I wore makeup!
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    she made fun of me for not wearing make-up
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
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    The size 22 red shoes and ooga horn traumatized me
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    She wouldn't let me wear make-up either
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    he spent too long looking in the mirror and practicing kissy faces.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Didn't cook for me, I like guys who can cook.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    PewterSky wrote: »
    Didn't cook for me, I like guys who can cook.

    I literally just made tacos from scratch
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
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    He wouldn't scratch my hairy back.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Told me they didn't like my mustache!
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Didn't cook for me, I like guys who can cook.

    I literally just made tacos from scratch
    For yourself... Not for me! :unamused:
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Didn't cook for me, I like guys who can cook.

    I literally just made tacos from scratch

    like you used corn masa flour to make tortillas? Or not that much from scratch?

    Little bit less from scratch than that.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    PewterSky wrote: »
    Told me they didn't like my mustache!
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Didn't cook for me, I like guys who can cook.

    I literally just made tacos from scratch
    For yourself... Not for me! :unamused:

    I would ship you some, but I feel they wouldn't arrive in a very good condition...
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
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    Uses the word "literally" when not literal
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    RNGRZulu wrote: »
    Uses the word "literally" when not literal

    Loved assplay.

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