We broke up because...
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She dressed to show everyone her pillows in public
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couldn't understand why I wasn't into pillow fighting - ouch!0
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She was a biter0
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He wasn't kinky enough...0
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told me I was too kinky - bore!0
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She always made fun of my Kinky hair!0
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Put a kink in my slinky0
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Yup...that sounds about right!
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nitroalley wrote: »Put a kink in my slinky
that is reason enough to leave! bummer!!
made me wear slinkies for bracelets because he was too cheap to buy me jewelry0 -
Blew thru my bank accounts0
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with piggy banks it didn't take long0
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broke my favorite Piggy!
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She made a mistake0
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He was always wrong!0
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She thought I was always wrong. But not always0
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He argued with me all of the time!0
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She couldn't bear the thought of being w me.0
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He was too cheesy!0
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She was stuck using the 80's vernacular0
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She always made me have to Google words!
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Made googly eyes at others. 0
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Only showed me angry eyes0
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Confused me with someone else0
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Always sang "Hungry Eyes" in the bedroom!0
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Obsessed with Patrick Swayze...he's dead...gheeze0
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Didn't believe that he was my own personal Ghost!0
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See what I mean? Obsessed!!0
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She actually called a Priest to perform an Exorcism because of my obsession!0
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She was hitting on the Priest for Christs sake!!0
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The Priest she brought home was abusive and I had to defend myself!0
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