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We broke up because...
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Couldn't get past her defenses0
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Try to break in my Chastity Belt!0
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Never took off the chastity belt...0
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Was always trying to steal my Virginity!
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Wanted me to whip her with a belt. Couldn't do it0
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Couldn't handle my rough side.0
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She'd never use the Lotion I bought her!0
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I explained to her that lotion was necessary if lubrication wasn't an issue - she just had a thing for lotion0
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She was always trying to Lubricate me!
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I didn't see the problem with that yet she still left me.0
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The problem was that she was trying to use Valvoline 30 wt. High Mileage!
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I can't be faulted for wanting to keep her motor running0
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She had too many miles on her0
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She didn't like the car I drove.0
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She wouldn't let me drive her home0
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She drove this!!!
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Didnt like my car collection lol0
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Only her horns blew0
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our yard looked like a junk yard because of all the broken down cars she kept in the front.0
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Him every single hour of every single day!
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Him every single hour of every single day!
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She didn't want to take care of my needs0
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wiping hinies and cleaning toe fungus was toooooo needy0
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I needed a full body massage. She left out my butt and toes0
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She was paying people to Massage her Butt and her Toes!
Prostitutes!!!!0 -
she paid prostitutes to pretend to be my friends because she thought I was a social reject0
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She hung out with undesirables!0
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She left me hung out to dry0
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He hung out at the Bars too much!0
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she put bars on the doors and windows so I wouldn't leave0
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