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  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
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    She would always borrow my things then lose them
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    She said if I didn't fix up my face, she wouldn't take me anywhere.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    She wasn't too thrilled when I told her I wanted to have a mermaid themed wedding.
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
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    She got pissed when she discovered she wasn't the only mermaid around town.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    akris2 wrote: »
    She got pissed when she discovered she wasn't the only mermaid around town.

    Stop saying that! I was the only one! :angry:
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
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    Smelled like fish
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    Said I would have to choose
    If I hit that fishin' hole today
    She'd be packin' all her things
    And she'd be gone by noon

    Well, I'm gonna miss her!
    When I get home
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
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    He used to be a fish (see South Park transspecies episode).
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
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    Accidentally called me "Brad" in bed
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
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    He liked to "moo (like a cow)" in bed.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    wore a bag on his face. wouldn't take it off.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    He was too demanding, I couldn't keep up.
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
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    She would never break up with her gf
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    he wore the same holey t-shirt every day
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
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    Her pet moths escaped in my closet
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    He wouldn't support my bug collecting hobby
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
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    She cried watching Joe's Apartment
  • lexiss91
    lexiss91 Posts: 185 Member
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    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    He wouldn't support my bug collecting hobby
    She chose her bugs over me :(


  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    She slept with knives/scissors hanging over the bed to ward off evil.

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