We broke up because...
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Him every single hour of every single day!
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She didn't want to take care of my needs0
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wiping hinies and cleaning toe fungus was toooooo needy0
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I needed a full body massage. She left out my butt and toes0
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She was paying people to Massage her Butt and her Toes!
Prostitutes!!!!0 -
she paid prostitutes to pretend to be my friends because she thought I was a social reject0
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She hung out with undesirables!0
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She left me hung out to dry0
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He hung out at the Bars too much!0
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she put bars on the doors and windows so I wouldn't leave0
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She needed to be locked up..a hazard to society0
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She told me she was knocked up0
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He was not baby Daddy material.0
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Said she was pregnant and it was mine on the first date.0
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He couldn't tell the difference between 'he' and 'she'0
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Found out she was born a he.0
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He wanted me to give birth. I thought it was premature.0
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He didn't like Little Rascals0
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She was always out rascalling the whole football team0
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Would only make out with me on the fifty yard line.0
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