We broke up because...

slimgirljo15 · March 2016

Wanted sex outside in 40 below..

Kvm11628 · March 2016

She never went below....

RunHardBeStrong · March 2016

She never came up for air and suffocated

SuzyQAzureblue · March 2016

She was into scuba diving

Wonderwomanvik · March 2016

She didn't want to take the plunge with me

SuzyQAzureblue · March 2016

I couldnt hold my breath as long as her

synchkat · March 2016

Everything had to be done under water. I was scared

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 2016

I didnt take her breath away!

Wonderwomanvik · March 2016

She ran away with the spoon

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 2016

I always came home and caught her Spooning the Gardener!

BaconBae · March 2016

Didn't appreciate my well-groomed garden

slimgirljo15 · March 2016

Wasnt so well groomed..there were critters running around her garden

slimgirljo15 · March 2016

hungrypotato · March 2016

She didn't talk in complete sentences

ladymuaythai · March 2016

Ate all my food

callmejessica · March 2016

She's way more badass than me and I couldn't stop comparing!

spiveaa · March 2016

I didn't call her Jessica

slimgirljo15 · March 2016

Ran off with the neighbours daughter

RunHardBeStrong · March 2016

ran off with the neighbor's husband...

qxana1969 · March 2016

she was playing midnight poker with all the men in the neighborhood.

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