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We broke up because...
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She wanted me to paint with my genitals0
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Couldn't stand being UP more than 4 hours at a time.0
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He didn't respect my religious beliefs0
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Had her own religion... to dominate the world by overthrowing the government with all her own children!0
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He wouldn't obey my commands2
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I was afraid to have his alien spawn0
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She wasn't a risk-taker. ;-)0
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What if they bust through my chest like alien?1
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He had a scar fetish! :-D0
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He winced when he saw my battle scars0
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I always wondered how that brain works the way it does! ;p0
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She wanted to perform a lobotomy on me. :-)0
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He wouldn't be my puppet!0
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She kept trying the fisting... It just wasn't me. LoL!0
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She was WAYYY to into puppets0
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I was too innocent and naive to understand his references1
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He wouldn't obey my commands
Tried to convince me she was innocent and naïve, while wearing that latex suit and cracking the riding crop. ;-)0 -
Was frightened when I walked out wearing my "Date night" outfit!0
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She was too vanilla for me0
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Wouldn't untie me long enough to go out for a date.0
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He thought he could tell me what to do...0
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She was too vanilla for me
She wanted a Chocolate Momma!SuperStampede wrote: »Wouldn't untie me long enough to go out for a date.
Pffft...Date? His idea of a date was running to 7-11 and buying us a six pack of 3.2 beer and a Nacho to share!0 -
She was too prissy about her food0
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She didn't like eating at my chain of 7-11 Franchises.0
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He had hairy feet0
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Had a biting fetish that I loved... But he kept coming home with other peoples blood on his lips
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