We broke up because...
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He wouldn't agree to taking the little blue pill!
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She wanted me to paint with my genitals0
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Couldn't stand being UP more than 4 hours at a time.0
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He didn't respect my religious beliefs0
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Had her own religion... to dominate the world by overthrowing the government with all her own children!0
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He wouldn't obey my commands2
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I was afraid to have his alien spawn0
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She wasn't a risk-taker. ;-)0
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What if they bust through my chest like alien?1
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He had a scar fetish! :-D0
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He winced when he saw my battle scars0
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I always wondered how that brain works the way it does! ;p0
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She wanted to perform a lobotomy on me. :-)0
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He wouldn't be my puppet!0
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She kept trying the fisting... It just wasn't me. LoL!0
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She was WAYYY to into puppets0
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I was too innocent and naive to understand his references1
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