We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Said she was smarter than me . How dare she !!!0
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His hands were way too busy in public.0
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she only wanted to be drunk in public0
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Always wanted to air our dirty laundry in public.0
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she was far too naughty0
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She only enjoyed sleeping with my friends!0
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He didn't like sharing his friends...0
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She didn't share anything. Entirely too selfish.0
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She fed me shellfish and got me sick0
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He was always sick0
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Kept me on a shelf.0
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He was always sick..... in the head... we couldn't go anywhere...0
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Never wanted to take a trip around the world0
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you don't want to know what his idea of a "trip around the world" means0
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She had no idea what a trip around the world really meant...always took everything in the dirtiest way possible, which kinda turned me on at first, but got old after a while0
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He just didn't understand how my brain works0
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Her brain worked fine, it was some of her other, um, parts...0
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Played all his records backwards hoping for secret messages.0
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Never wanted to do anything backwards0
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Spoke in code.0
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She just never spoke... It was too quiet.0
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He wanted to start a pot farm... He didn't look good in overalls0
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Bought me a washboard for gym inspiration. Not impressed.0
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She was still mad about the washboard and refused to do our laundry..0
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was not fond of my Rocky impression0
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(Yo, Adrian!)
He thought he was my coach even outside the ring.. I wasn't allowed to do anything without permission!0 -
Wouldn't put a ring on it.0
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his interest in the dark arts started freaking me out0
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Called me Voldemort0
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