Kids say the funniest things...

When I was in 4th grade, a classmate of mine asked me how it felt to take piss through my forehead. I had to laugh at that one because it was astoundingly hilarious. :laugh:

My three year old son was watching Disney channel he came rushing into the kitchen mum mum MUM!!! COME LOOK!!! there using pixi dust.....!!! and its NOT even an EMERGENCY.. he wasnt a happy bunny lol

My daughter is only 2, so her vocabulary is fairly limited. But her big thing right now is she will do something bad (pour yogurt on the floor, take dishes out of the cabinets, climb on kitchen table, etc.) and when I look at her she will say "Yes Mommy. I serious."

I remember once when my son was younger I pulled up to the teller window at the bank and he said (very seriously) mama i want a cheeseburger and fries...i thought it was soo funny

My 5 year old is quite a little comedian but this is one of my favorites!

A few years ago my son and I were at a stop light and someone honked at another car. He said "did you hear that mom? Someone just honked at that dumba**!" I about died!

OK well this was probably like a year or so ago..... My daughter ended up getting gum in her hair so as im sitting with the peanut butter trying to comb it she starts saying that it hurts and that im pulling her hair... I then said to her well if you didnt get gum in your hair that i wouldnt be doing what im going then she said

"Its not the gum that hurts its you!!!"

I remember once when my son was younger I pulled up to the teller window at the bank and he said (very seriously) mama i want a cheeseburger and fries...i thought it was soo funny

lol My twins do this as well, every single time we're at Tim Hortons they scream "burger & fries" out the window repeatedly. When I say "they don't sell that here" they say "oh, Hortons?"

I remember once when my son was younger I pulled up to the teller window at the bank and he said (very seriously) mama i want a cheeseburger and fries...i thought it was soo funny

that is very cute!

Before I was born, my mom was going to take my brother to Florida. He was about 3 years old. She told him in passing they were going to Miami. At some point he told her, "I don't want to go to My-Ami, I want to go to Your-Ami."

Oh, but wait... There's more.

My brother is now grown and has 2 boys. His oldest is 3. His 4th birthday and his brother's 1st birthday is in a few weeks and they are taking them to Florida. (Now, these 2 kids have not heard the story about my brother and Miami.) The other day we got a call from my brother saying he told his oldest they were going to Miami and he started wailing, "Nooooo, I want to go to Mommy's-Ami and Grammy's-Ami!!!!"

Apparently the two of them think a lot alike...

My twins to each other one morning:

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Dragon - rrrraaawwwwwwrr

Both falling down laughing only to do it again with the other twin starting first. This went on for at least a half an hour, same joke, same hysterical laughter.

It's even better for me since they are speech delayed and usually talk "twin talk" to each other, but not anymore

aren't twins the best? lol Every morning I hear "Mom, Mom" in harmony (yells) LOL it's like echo echo hahaha

i taught my kids to 'bear hug' and that is where you give a hug and rawr like a bear very loudly. People always think it's hilarious, lol

When my youngest daughter was about 4 or 5 years old, we went to Chicago for a family reunion. We are from a small midwestern town so this was really BIG for our kids. We arrived at our hotel. A man and woman in front of us had ridden their motorcycles to the hotel. They checked in, decked out in black leather. We ended up in the elevator together. As we were riding up to our rooms, Emma broke out in song..." Bad boys, bad boys, what cha gonna do? What cha gonna do when they come for you?" It was a really awkward moment for us. Fortunately, they smiled.

When my older daughter, now 13, was around 5, we were once again visiting a larger city than our child was used to. Walking around in a Walmart, we crossed paths with a large teen wearing chains and a bandana across his head. My girl cheerfully said (very loudly), "Look, mom, ...a pirate!"

Driving through the country one day, I heard my 3 year old son in the backseat erupt into giggles. I asked what was so funny, and after several tries, he finally gasped out, "I saw a dalmation............COOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"

The same day, my 4.5 year old daughter asked, as we were crossing a rural bridge, "why do they think we CARE how much that bridge weighs?"

When my sister was 3-4 she was making us late because she wouldn't put on her shoes. Here's what ensued

Dad: Courtney, go get your shoes on
Courtney- runs down the hall to her room, runs back sans shoes
Dad: Courtney, GO GET YOUR SHOES ON
Courtney- runs down the hall to her room, runs back sans shoes
Dad: Courtney, GO GET YOUR GOD D@MN SHOES ON!!!
Courtney- runs down the hall to her room, runs back sans shoes and says, in her little innocent cute voice...."But daddyyyyy I tan't find my dod dwamn tshoesssss"

Pure hilarity

When my 9 yr old was about 2, he came into my room one morning. It was a weekend and I was taking advantage of sleeping in when he came marching in with his sippy cup. He wanted me to make him some Ovaltine chocolate milk. I kept putting it off, and the more I put it off the more agitated he got. Finally he puts the sippy right in front of my face and says..."IM STARVING HALF-N-DEAF!!" I just dissolved in giggles and to this day I still say that! lol

The same child when he was about 4. I was in the bathroom, and the boys know, if the bathroom door is closed..they are not to knock on the door, yell through the door, stick things under the door, etc...Well, I was sitting on the toilet (and the door wasn't quite shut) when Nick came in...armed and dangerous w/ fully loaded squirt guns (one for each hand) and proceeded with a full out water assault on his poor defenseless mom. Seriously?? He was laughing away and I was not very happy! Who does things like that? My son apparently!!

When my 13 yr. old was about 3, he and my dh were wrestling around on the bed. Colt had bumped his head and just left the room. No tears, no anything. About 5 mins later, he appeared at our doorway. I was working on the computer and I looked up and saw my son standing there with a panty liner across his forehead. I just about died laughing...it was so funny! And for about a week after that, any time he got hurt...on went a panty liner. He had them on his chin, his cheek, his legs, the bottoms of his feet, his arms, and his elbows.

When my 17 yr old was about 7, we had a bad storm. The tornado sirens went off and we all headed down to the basement. Of course it was then the kids discovered that we didn't take any animals with us and they were rather upset about that. Soooo..we brought in the rabbits from outside (about 5), the hamsters (2), the dog, and cats (2) all ended up in the basement. After a few tense moments....Josh looks around and says, "Well.....at least we're at the top of the food chain!" We still talk about that to this day as well

Same 17 yr old boy (8 at the time). I was downstairs when I thought I saw something swinging outside of the d/s windows. Then I saw it again...it looked like a rope or something. What on earth? Then it dawned on me it must have been coming from Justin and Josh's bedroom window! I go running upstairs only to find that Josh had cut huge holes in both window screens. He then had tied pieces of cloth together to make a rope. One end was hanging out the window, the other end was draped around his bedpost. Not tied in a knot, just draped. Im convinced that if I hadn't caught him, he would have tried to shimmy out the 2nd story window on his "rope." E-gads! The joys of having all boys! :explode: :grumble: :noway:

When my stepson was younger (about 8), he and DH and I were taking a walk around the neighborhood - it was Big Trash day, which meant there were lots of "goodies" curbside to poke into. It got to the point where D (stepson) was doing more poking into than walking, so DH tried to hurry him along. "But Dad," he said, very seriously, "one man's trash is another man's treasure, and I'm that man!"

My brother has three boys, all under age 5. The middle one is just about 3 and loves to Skype with his grandparents. My brother got tired of him asking where Grandma and Grandpa were (on the computer), so he taught his son to ask "Where are the old farts?"