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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Broken heart0
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Gave birth to a demon who ripped out her soul during labor0
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A blind date with a Serial killer who tied his victims to a tree nekked, poured honey all over her then dressed as Pooh Bear as he ravaged her, (but not in a good way!)
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Fishing trip..fell in the water ..glug glug0
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Picked her nose one too many times. The virus of her fingers infected her brains and killed her0
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Sniffin glue0
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Choking on a taco!
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Choked on a bone 0
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went for a nice walk in the woods and unbeknownst to her there was an archery session taking place. Pew pew.0
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It was an accident..honest..I had him tied to my bed..couldn't stand his squealing so I put duct tape over his mouth and accidently covered his nose too..geezus..I wondered why he bucked so hard that first couple of minutes 0
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Thrown and trampled to death by a bucking Bronco and his name wasn't Manning! 0
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Tattoo artist used a dirty needle. She died of staph infection0
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Went cave diving, took a wrong turn and couldn't find the way back0
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In my arms
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He cut off his hose to spite his face... Bled out0
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Shot by her disgruntled yoga instructor0
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sleeping with the fishes0
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Ate at Chipotle0
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He followed his GPS right into the ocean and was never heard from again. Damn Garmin!!0
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ate something he shouldn't and her husband showed up0
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Bad sausage0
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Botulism from an old rusty can of Tuna!0
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Nail through the foot ..blood poisoning0
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A microscopic worm burrows into her ear...then into her brain..she has multiple seizures and dies a slow and gruesome death ..0
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drama overdose0
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Viagra overdose0
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victim of my Viagra overdose0
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