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  • kwow1978
    kwow1978 Posts: 16 Member
    Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She kidnapped the child in the pp
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    she spanks kids that aren't even hers while at the shops.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Would like to sometimes..
    Is using his sons profile pic
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    kwow1978 wrote: »
    Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.

    Good one! Quite weird. I like it. PS that's no lie.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Would like to sometimes..
    Is using his sons profile pic

    She spanked ClubSilencio in the store when he was throwing a fit because she wouldn't buy him those expensive energy drinks and poprocks that he likes so much. Unfortunately, he liked it so it wasn't effective at stopping his tantrums. She finally gave in and bought him some, just so he'd stop whining. And so it goes...

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She is really a Dummy!
    Has some guy's hand up her skirt
    moving her arms, eyes and mouth!
    This is her before they made her much prettier and more realistic!
    Powers-Girl-410x410.jpg

  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
    Her dream is to be photographed at Walmart wearing an avant-garde outfit.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    She lives her life a quarter mile at a time.
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    He is Kilroys brother
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Not so bright..didnt graduate preschool
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Every morning she eats breakfast wearing no pants and sitting on an extremely cold metal chair. It helps her wake up faster. And even weirder than that, she always has a smattering of whale blubber or crushed tarantula on her breakfast crumpet.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's just plain boring!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Those legs are not attached to a body
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She has an NPR radio show where she discusses the merits of various cough drops with listeners.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Goes to the amusement park every saturday and rides the carousel.Goes to work monday and says she went for a great horse ride on the weekend..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is riding right now as we speak!
    (not a horse though! ) :open_mouth:
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    keeps 2 christmas tree air fresheners in her heels
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Pushed an air freshner ..you know where so when he farts it smells like pine trees
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    Keeps her christmas decorations up all year. Plus, she keeps a guy dressed as santa in her closet year round.

    Part of that is not a lie..and decorations are down 1st jan..lol
    Is really mary from the dairy
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    This lady is rude and has no sense of humor! What a Prude! :smirk:
  • lisa9805
    lisa9805 Posts: 303 Member
    is younger then she says she is
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    she hates justin bieber
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    He loves feet
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    actually thats the truth..... try again.
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    Newtomi777 wrote: »
    actually thats the truth..... try again.
    Lol..... Gross!! He has a ton of new kids on the block memorabilia in his top dresser drawer and goes through it daily!
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    haha!! what she didnt tell you is that she goes thru it with me
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    You are not supposed to be giving away our secrets!
  • Newtomi777
    Newtomi777 Posts: 173 Member
    she didnt just send me a message saying she cant be without me !
  • SLB125
    SLB125 Posts: 493 Member
    Bawahaha!!!! He thinks we should be friends

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