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    • Posts: 16 Member
      Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      She kidnapped the child in the pp
    • Posts: 2,983 Member
      she spanks kids that aren't even hers while at the shops.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Would like to sometimes..
      Is using his sons profile pic
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      kwow1978 wrote: »
      Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.

      Good one! Quite weird. I like it. PS that's no lie.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      slimgirljo15 wrote: »
      Would like to sometimes..
      Is using his sons profile pic

      She spanked ClubSilencio in the store when he was throwing a fit because she wouldn't buy him those expensive energy drinks and poprocks that he likes so much. Unfortunately, he liked it so it wasn't effective at stopping his tantrums. She finally gave in and bought him some, just so he'd stop whining. And so it goes...

    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She is really a Dummy!
      Has some guy's hand up her skirt
      Spoiler
      moving her arms, eyes and mouth!
      This is her before they made her much prettier and more realistic!
      Powers-Girl-410x410.jpg

    • Posts: 859 Member
      Her dream is to be photographed at Walmart wearing an avant-garde outfit.
    • Posts: 21,763 Member
      She lives her life a quarter mile at a time.
    • Posts: 765 Member
      He is Kilroys brother
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Not so bright..didnt graduate preschool
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      Every morning she eats breakfast wearing no pants and sitting on an extremely cold metal chair. It helps her wake up faster. And even weirder than that, she always has a smattering of whale blubber or crushed tarantula on her breakfast crumpet.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She's just plain boring!
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Those legs are not attached to a body
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      She has an NPR radio show where she discusses the merits of various cough drops with listeners.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Goes to the amusement park every saturday and rides the carousel.Goes to work monday and says she went for a great horse ride on the weekend..
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Is riding right now as we speak!
      (not a horse though! ) :open_mouth:
    • Posts: 2,983 Member
      keeps 2 christmas tree air fresheners in her heels
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Pushed an air freshner ..you know where so when he farts it smells like pine trees
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      csbnga wrote: »
      Keeps her christmas decorations up all year. Plus, she keeps a guy dressed as santa in her closet year round.

      Part of that is not a lie..and decorations are down 1st jan..lol
      Is really mary from the dairy
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      This lady is rude and has no sense of humor! What a Prude! :smirk:
    • Posts: 303 Member
      is younger then she says she is
    • Posts: 173 Member
      she hates justin bieber
    • Posts: 493 Member
      He loves feet
    • Posts: 173 Member
      actually thats the truth..... try again.
    • Posts: 493 Member
      Newtomi777 wrote: »
      actually thats the truth..... try again.
      Lol..... Gross!! He has a ton of new kids on the block memorabilia in his top dresser drawer and goes through it daily!
    • Posts: 173 Member
      haha!! what she didnt tell you is that she goes thru it with me
    • Posts: 493 Member
      You are not supposed to be giving away our secrets!
    • Posts: 173 Member
      she didnt just send me a message saying she cant be without me !
    • Posts: 493 Member
      Bawahaha!!!! He thinks we should be friends

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