We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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wouldn't massage my shoulders0
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Was always asking random girls to massage his... Ummm shoulders.... Yeah sure...0
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She was always massaging the truth.0
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never spoke the truth0
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Was all talk and no action0
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Wouldn't close her mouth when she chewed0
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she was a biter0
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He was once bitten twice shy0
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She tried to eat me in my sleep.0
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Was not doing a very good job being a wingman he kept on getting all the girls0
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Loved a man and a duck more than me..0
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She wouldn't let me bang her gears ...in her car0
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She only one gear. Overdrive0
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Kept grinding my gears0
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And chewing my ears.0
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Had a horrible chewing habit. So gross.0
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Kept stealing my sunglasses0
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And wearing them at early hours in the morning.0
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Was always two hours early0
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Didn't believe in being prompt!0
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