We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

g44219 · March 2016

wouldn't massage my shoulders

RunHardBeStrong · March 2016

Was always asking random girls to massage his... Ummm shoulders.... Yeah sure...

Kvm11628 · March 2016

She was always massaging the truth.

g44219 · March 2016

never spoke the truth

Kvm11628 · March 2016

Was all talk and no action

Wonderwomanvik · March 2016

Wouldn't close her mouth when she chewed

g44219 · March 2016

she was a biter

Wonderwomanvik · March 2016

He was once bitten twice shy

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · March 2016

She tried to eat me in my sleep.

Michaelg235 · March 2016

Was not doing a very good job being a wingman he kept on getting all the girls

slimgirljo15 · March 2016

Loved a man and a duck more than me..

ladymuaythai · March 2016

She wouldn't let me bang her gears ...in her car

Wonderwomanvik · March 2016

She only one gear. Overdrive

finny11122 · March 2016

Kept grinding my gears

wobchunk · March 2016

And chewing my ears.

RunHardBeStrong · March 2016

Had a horrible chewing habit. So gross.

Avenged_Sevenx · March 2016

Kept stealing my sunglasses

wobchunk · March 2016

And wearing them at early hours in the morning.

Wonderwomanvik · March 2016

Was always two hours early

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 2016

Didn't believe in being prompt!

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