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  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    She always told me to break a leg at the strangest times.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    When I actually did break a leg she told me to suck it up
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    She said everything I did sucked. So negative!
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He didn't appreciate my get things done attitude.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She was like a drill sergeant always yelling to get things done
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    She was a flashcard gal. Always drilling the kids on their math facts. Drove me up the wall.
  • cdlee1010
    cdlee1010 Posts: 251 Member
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    because that's the exact face she made every time the check came.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    he just never came..... home.
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    her idea of home was living in our VW Rabbit
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She had something against rabbits. Wouldn't let me go to the Bunny Ranch...
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    She would wear her Playmate bunny suit everywhere - it attracted too much attention
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    edited March 2016
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    found out her name use to be Lorena Bobbit :scream:
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Always hid the scissors in the house
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    wanted to be a professional knife thrower but wanted me to be the practice target
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Ran away to join the circus
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    wanted to keep a pet snake in the house
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    wanted me to pet his snake non stop
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    lol
    she had snakes in her head!
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Called me her pet. Didn't like the nickname.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Didn't understand my affectionate talk

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