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Share a lame joke or riddle.
spookyface
Posts: 420 Member
What word starts with the letter e and ends with the letter e but has only one letter in it?
Answer: envelope
Answer: envelope
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Why did the hen cross the road?
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How does Moses make his tea?
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Hebrews it.4 -
Why did the ditzy chick buy femimine pads B4 she jumped off The Empire State's Building?
...because they had WINGS!0 -
How do you scare a bee?
BOO BEE!0 -
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.
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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer..............and a mop.0
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What's brown and sticky?
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A stick.0 -
Why are pirates called pirates??
Because they arrrr!1 -
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud1 -
I'd share the joke about the broken pencil, but there's no point.
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ShawtyShawt wrote: »Why did the hen cross the road?
To get to the otherer side.
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Stapled to the chicken.0 -
sparrish531 wrote: »ShawtyShawt wrote: »Why did the hen cross the road?
"To get to the otherer side"
I meant "other".0 -
Why was six afraid of seven?
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Because seven is a registered six offender.1 -
Why was three afraid of two?
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Two killed every one1 -
I 'd tell you the one about the ceiling, but it's over your head.1
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"1 -
A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!1
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
I think i like terrible jokes to much1 -
JaydedMiss wrote: »A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
Yeah, I'm stealing this one.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!1 -
I'd tell you the joke about the broken pencil, but it has no point.1
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!2 -
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef1
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
K im done1 -
I'd tell you the joke about my junk, but it's too long....0
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Id tell you a joke about my *kitten*, But you wouldn't get it.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river?
Bob1 -
two hanging over a window?
Curt n' Rod.1 -
I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.1
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