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We broke up because...
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didn't understand that power tools are a turn on0
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I always came home and the batteries my Power tools were drained and had to be recharged!0
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he kept his tools to himself, I had no choice but to resort to battery operated ones0
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His tools would burn out way before I could get the project done!0
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his 138 shades of grey were just too much for me to handle0
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138 Shades?????? Pfffft!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »138 Shades?????? Pfffft!
agreed.....I need 200 at least0 -
He was on too much of a roll0
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soooo wishy washy, never knew if he was coming or going (well.....at least the going part)0
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She'd never take off her mask!0
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I run to fast0
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She played Hard to get and I got tired! ;p0
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She "tired" me out0
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He had a flat tire!
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She could't inflate it.0
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over inflated ego - quite hard to handle0
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She couldn't handle my antics and wit!0
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Couldn't find the real her0
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was always looking for the other "hers" and overlooking me0
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He bought a stripper in the next state over, a 5 bedroom house. Somehow he thought no one would notice.0
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she was secretly dating the stripper and they both took me for everything I was worth0
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She was only worth the clothes on her back and a ten speed bike with a broken spoke!0
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she pawned my bike to buy yet another shade of lipstick0
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put lipstick on me every time I went to sleep0
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ummm.....that wasn't me putting the lipstick on him, hence why he got the boot!0
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Always checked my collars when I came in the door0
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Her house had a revolving door policy... And an actual revolving door0
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She kept buying smooth PB when clearly crunchy rules!!0
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He wasn't smooth enough for me0
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She wasn't fully shaved...that landing strip...0
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