FAQ - AKA WHY THE HECK DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP ASKING THE SAME STUPID STUFF???

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PocketPunky
PocketPunky Posts: 187 Member
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1) Is this a dating site? Yup. Met my SO here. As did a few of my friends. Freaking deal with it. When you put a bunch of single, hot, horny people together with common interests, they start to pair off.

2) Do you get the munchies with your period? Duh.

3) Do you gain weight with your period? Are you kidding me? I know you're new to fitness, but I doubt you're new to being a woman...

4) Am I hot? Maybe...but you should probably be working on your low self esteem a lot more than your body if you feel the need to ask a couple thousand internet strangers that question.

5) Why am I still fat???? Because you've been doing this for a week. You didn't get fat in a week. You're not going to STOP being fat in a week.

6) Why am I not losing weight??? Because you're still eating Ding Dongs for every meal and logging "cleaning" as exercise.

Ok, there's a few...add more questions that drive you batty.
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  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,671 Member
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    :lol:
    As much as I agree with the above, I'd be surprised if this thread makes it to page 2 before it just shut down and your profile pic is behind bars :lol:
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,338 Member
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    But you didn't ask if I would date/dance/snuggle/bang/eat pizza with you.... :/
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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    7) I'm in a plateau! NO YOU'RE NOT.
  • Scrappincarla
    Scrappincarla Posts: 52 Member
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well I LOVED this post. Cracked me up, especially #4!!! I was just reading that "would you date or marry the poster above" thread. Damn thing is at over 1400 pages! (But just between you and I, I was wondering what kind of response I'd get.... shhhhhhhhh)
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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    8) I gained a tenth of a pound! Why am I gaining weight? OH NOES!
  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,646 Member
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    Sounds like someone needs a snickers.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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    9) But I burned 900 calories on the elliptical in 30 minutes, so why am I gaining weight?
  • Scrappincarla
    Scrappincarla Posts: 52 Member
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    And periods DO CAUSE US to gain that 10th of a pound, btw. LOL.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    Yes, it's a dating site. All broads eat like the boat is going down when on their period. Then gain weight. Then burn it off like good little cardio bunnies hopping on the elliptical machine. You're definitely hot. You're not fat anymore. Except when you're crazy and on your period and you eat a gallon of ice cream an the whole Costco package of Slim Jims. Then you're fat for a few days. Now, hop on that elliptical, get hot again (should only take about 30 minutes), go into the date/bang thread, and make all the creepy dudes drool. I'll be first in line.
  • ghouli
    ghouli Posts: 207 Member
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    Any question about diet pills/cleanses/crash diets/etc.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    "3) Do you gain weight with your period? Are you kidding me? I know you're new to fitness, but I doubt you're new to being a woman..."

    Am, too!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    BecomingBane wrote: »
    Sounds like someone needs a snickers.

    I heard that Snicker's satisfies, so I tried it...

    It didn't do the trick.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    odusgolp wrote: »
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    Sounds like someone needs a snickers.

    I heard that Snicker's satisfies, so I tried it...

    It didn't do the trick.

    You're supposed to eat it, Odus.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    edited March 2016
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    rml_16 wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    Sounds like someone needs a snickers.

    I heard that Snicker's satisfies, so I tried it...

    It didn't do the trick.

    You're supposed to eat it, Odus.

    OMG, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT!

    Ugh. Whatever...

    I should sue. That totally wasn't in the legal disclaimer.
  • gainthatmuscle
    gainthatmuscle Posts: 50 Member
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    if i eat fruit while i workout does that mean i will lose weight faster?
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