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FAQ - AKA WHY THE HECK DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP ASKING THE SAME STUPID STUFF???

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  • Posts: 15,532 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
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    I lasted a whole minute once, it was like 8 pumps....AMAZING

    Sounds like some girl got lucky!
  • Posts: 8,578 Member
    edited March 2016
    Escloflowne wrote: »
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    I lasted a whole minute once, it was like 8 pumps....AMAZING
    Conversely, those "How many calories does 3 hours of sex burn?" posts always make me wanna reply with, "Clearly, you're doin' it wrong."

    o:)

  • Posts: 955 Member
    "HELP!!!! I am a woman and don't want to lift weights because I don't want to bulk up."
    "HELP!!! I lifted weights and now I am 2 pounds heavier, what should I do?"
    Any thread that starts with "HELP" followed by multiple exclamation marks.
  • Posts: 742 Member
    edited March 2016
    PocketPunky wrote: »
    1) Is this a dating site? Yup. Met my SO here. As did a few of my friends. Freaking deal with it. When you put a bunch of single, hot, horny people together with common interests, they start to pair off.

    2) Do you get the munchies with your period? Duh.

    3) Do you gain weight with your period? Are you kidding me? I know you're new to fitness, but I doubt you're new to being a woman...

    4) Am I hot? Maybe...but you should probably be working on your low self esteem a lot more than your body if you feel the need to ask a couple thousand internet strangers that question.

    5) Why am I still fat???? Because you've been doing this for a week. You didn't get fat in a week. You're not going to STOP being fat in a week.

    6) Why am I not losing weight??? Because you're still eating Ding Dongs for every meal and logging "cleaning" as exercise.

    Ok, there's a few...add more questions that drive you batty.

    Do you realize your question has been asked....repeatedly?
  • Posts: 2,732 Member
    Lovee_Dove7 wrote: »
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    Do you realize your question has been asked....repeatedly?

    BOOOOM

  • Posts: 1,212 Member
    linsdog wrote: »
    My personal favorite and guaranteed fire starter...anything related to "Starvation Mode"

    AKA "I ate 1,200 calories for 6 months and didn't lose any weight. Am I in Starvation Mode?"

    And..... I burn 1000 calories a day doing exercise....

    Like.....you would be dead if that were true......
  • Posts: 439 Member
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
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    As much as I agree with the above, I'd be surprised if this thread makes it to page 2 before it just shut down and your profile pic is behind bars :lol:

    Hey the thread made it to page 4
  • Posts: 1,212 Member
    imogene912 wrote: »
    Why am I not 'loosing' weight?

    Lose! Lose lose LOSE!

    Ok, one more time. Lose

    I have to admit, I also cringe at the 'loose' every time..
  • Posts: 297 Member
    The community posts are ALWAYS good for a laugh! Thanks for the chuckles.
  • Posts: 2,817 Member
    I haven't lost weight in 4 days! I'm in a plateau!! Or maybe it's starvation mode!!! HELPZ!!!
  • Posts: 2,855 Member
    If people didn't keep posting the same stuff. . there wouldn't be any new threads and there wouldn't be any opportunity to flirt with people on this dating site.
  • Posts: 84 Member
    Lovee_Dove7 wrote: »

    Do you realize your question has been asked....repeatedly?

    Do you realize you missed the point of this thread?
  • Posts: 1,492 Member
    Hi. I want to be a vegan cuz I hear it is a great way to loose wait. What are good sources of protien? I hope this is the right place to ask this question. Everyone hear seems so nice.
  • Posts: 815 Member
    I'm so pissed I don't know how to forum anymore. Forum'ing is f'ing hard.

    I suck. You suck. We all suck. Hey, hey, hey now IT'S a party.
  • Posts: 199 Member
    PocketPunky wrote: »
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    Lube, yo

    Is it safe to use coconut oil?
  • Posts: 2,694 Member
    VainFlake wrote: »
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    Do you realize you missed the point of this thread?

    :D hehe
  • Posts: 199 Member
    Someone at the office brought a huge box of donuts, what do I do?
  • Posts: 3,643 Member
    PLTNM_INC wrote: »
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    Is it safe to use coconut oil?

    I'm pretty sure that was the point I was making, albeit jokingly.
  • Posts: 865 Member
    Do you log all of your water based veggies?
  • Posts: 865 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    h7B64A3D4

    NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Posts: 5,377 Member
    I'm not loosing. Can someone tell me what I'm doing wrong without saying or even implying I'm making any mistakes or doing something wrong? Even if I'm asking for help, letting me know what I'm probably doing wrong is mean and unhelpful. Why is the board full of mean people?
  • Posts: 3,643 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    I'm not loosing. Can someone tell me what I'm doing wrong without saying or even implying I'm making any mistakes or doing something wrong? Even if I'm asking for help, letting me know what I'm probably doing wrong is mean and unhelpful. Why is the board full of mean people?

    https://youtu.be/sXQkXXBqj_U
  • Posts: 3,472 Member
    Any runners here? I think I'm the only one who runs.

    Any swimmers here? The land-dwellers are envious of my doggy paddle.

    Any cyclists here? You probably don't even know what a 2 wheeled rollingham is.

    Anyone have a fitbit? My futurewatch probably confuses and infuriates you.

    My fitbit won't sync! Do I have to turn it on first?

    I did 10 minutes of P90x and now I'm bigger than The Rock. Has this happened to you?

    Does anyone log sexercise? I heard it burns 69 calories per second.

    Anyone from Winchestertonfieldville? I'm not going to include the name of the state because everyone knows my town of 16,000.

    How often should I weigh myself? Only on February 29th when there is a full moon or every 6 minutes and 4 seconds?

    Any girls that are 5' 7" and 162.94lbs? If you're a different height or weight than me then we're probably not even the same species.

    Has anyone run a 5k before? Oh, I'm the first? I'll let you know how it goes.

    Does anyone do [flavor of the month BB workout]? Instead of checking for responses to this thread I'm just going to create a new one.
  • Posts: 64 Member
    JoelleAnn78 wrote: »
    Hi. I want to be a vegan cuz I hear it is a great way to loose wait. What are good sources of protien? I hope this is the right place to ask this question. Everyone hear seems so nice.

    I hear you can make a vegan version of a Snickers bar though I'm not sure how well that version would hold up to "other" uses. Good luck on your journey!
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  • Posts: 2,312 Member
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    How many calories does 30 seconds of sex burn?

    Less than making fun of the guy after it's over...

  • Posts: 4,044 Member
    Someone please tell me what to eat, at what time to eat it, and how to eat it so I can loose all the weightz!!
  • Posts: 770 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
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    I lasted a whole minute once, it was like 8 pumps....AMAZING



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  • Posts: 2,668 Member
    I posted something very similar to this in a thread a while back. I think it was in one of the cleanse threads and I replied "use the search button". I immediately got a warning from the mods.

    I am offended that this thread which is much meaner, is now on page 4 with no warnings. I have determined that you guys are all bullies. I am going to flag you all, then rage quit and deactivate.

    BTW, where do I get one of those huge Snickers?
  • Posts: 1,359 Member
    Help!!! How can I get "thigh gap"? What the Hell? I've never seen a man post questions about achieving thigh gap....
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