FAQ - AKA WHY THE HECK DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP ASKING THE SAME STUPID STUFF???
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Escloflowne wrote: »PocketPunky wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »How many calories does 30 seconds of sex burn?
30 seconds?? That's why your partner isn't on board.
I lasted a whole minute once, it was like 8 pumps....AMAZING
Sounds like some girl got lucky!0 -
Conversely, those "How many calories does 3 hours of sex burn?" posts always make me wanna reply with, "Clearly, you're doin' it wrong."Escloflowne wrote: »PocketPunky wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »How many calories does 30 seconds of sex burn?
30 seconds?? That's why your partner isn't on board.
I lasted a whole minute once, it was like 8 pumps....AMAZING
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"HELP!!!! I am a woman and don't want to lift weights because I don't want to bulk up."
"HELP!!! I lifted weights and now I am 2 pounds heavier, what should I do?"
Any thread that starts with "HELP" followed by multiple exclamation marks.0 -
PocketPunky wrote: »1) Is this a dating site? Yup. Met my SO here. As did a few of my friends. Freaking deal with it. When you put a bunch of single, hot, horny people together with common interests, they start to pair off.
2) Do you get the munchies with your period? Duh.
3) Do you gain weight with your period? Are you kidding me? I know you're new to fitness, but I doubt you're new to being a woman...
4) Am I hot? Maybe...but you should probably be working on your low self esteem a lot more than your body if you feel the need to ask a couple thousand internet strangers that question.
5) Why am I still fat???? Because you've been doing this for a week. You didn't get fat in a week. You're not going to STOP being fat in a week.
6) Why am I not losing weight??? Because you're still eating Ding Dongs for every meal and logging "cleaning" as exercise.
Ok, there's a few...add more questions that drive you batty.
Do you realize your question has been asked....repeatedly?0 -
Lovee_Dove7 wrote: »PocketPunky wrote: »1) Is this a dating site? Yup. Met my SO here. As did a few of my friends. Freaking deal with it. When you put a bunch of single, hot, horny people together with common interests, they start to pair off.
2) Do you get the munchies with your period? Duh.
3) Do you gain weight with your period? Are you kidding me? I know you're new to fitness, but I doubt you're new to being a woman...
4) Am I hot? Maybe...but you should probably be working on your low self esteem a lot more than your body if you feel the need to ask a couple thousand internet strangers that question.
5) Why am I still fat???? Because you've been doing this for a week. You didn't get fat in a week. You're not going to STOP being fat in a week.
6) Why am I not losing weight??? Because you're still eating Ding Dongs for every meal and logging "cleaning" as exercise.
Ok, there's a few...add more questions that drive you batty.
Do you realize your question has been asked....repeatedly?
BOOOOM
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My personal favorite and guaranteed fire starter...anything related to "Starvation Mode"
AKA "I ate 1,200 calories for 6 months and didn't lose any weight. Am I in Starvation Mode?"
And..... I burn 1000 calories a day doing exercise....
Like.....you would be dead if that were true......0 -
SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
As much as I agree with the above, I'd be surprised if this thread makes it to page 2 before it just shut down and your profile pic is behind bars
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imogene912 wrote: »Why am I not 'loosing' weight?
Lose! Lose lose LOSE!
Ok, one more time. Lose
I have to admit, I also cringe at the 'loose' every time..0 -
The community posts are ALWAYS good for a laugh! Thanks for the chuckles.0
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I haven't lost weight in 4 days! I'm in a plateau!! Or maybe it's starvation mode!!! HELPZ!!!0
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If people didn't keep posting the same stuff. . there wouldn't be any new threads and there wouldn't be any opportunity to flirt with people on this dating site.0
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Lovee_Dove7 wrote: »
Do you realize your question has been asked....repeatedly?
Do you realize you missed the point of this thread?
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Hi. I want to be a vegan cuz I hear it is a great way to loose wait. What are good sources of protien? I hope this is the right place to ask this question. Everyone hear seems so nice.0
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I'm so pissed I don't know how to forum anymore. Forum'ing is f'ing hard.
I suck. You suck. We all suck. Hey, hey, hey now IT'S a party.0 -
PocketPunky wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »sunn_lighter wrote: »Alluminati wrote: »In before the lock. I like the questions that don't even bother to explain anything. Yet if you put them in search, threads come up by the gazillions.
Coconut oil?
Added sugar?
Coffee?
Natural sugars?
Good Carbs?
Water
coconut oil? what can you use that for?
You use it for the giant snickers that @senecarr posted earlier...I mean.. .it is pretty big.
Lube, yo
Is it safe to use coconut oil?0 -
Lovee_Dove7 wrote: »
Do you realize your question has been asked....repeatedly?
Do you realize you missed the point of this thread? hehe 0 -
Someone at the office brought a huge box of donuts, what do I do?0
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PocketPunky wrote: »BecomingBane wrote: »sunn_lighter wrote: »Alluminati wrote: »In before the lock. I like the questions that don't even bother to explain anything. Yet if you put them in search, threads come up by the gazillions.
Coconut oil?
Added sugar?
Coffee?
Natural sugars?
Good Carbs?
Water
coconut oil? what can you use that for?
You use it for the giant snickers that @senecarr posted earlier...I mean.. .it is pretty big.
Lube, yo
Is it safe to use coconut oil?
I'm pretty sure that was the point I was making, albeit jokingly.0 -
Do you log all of your water based veggies?0
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Escloflowne wrote: »
NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
I'm not loosing. Can someone tell me what I'm doing wrong without saying or even implying I'm making any mistakes or doing something wrong? Even if I'm asking for help, letting me know what I'm probably doing wrong is mean and unhelpful. Why is the board full of mean people?0
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I'm not loosing. Can someone tell me what I'm doing wrong without saying or even implying I'm making any mistakes or doing something wrong? Even if I'm asking for help, letting me know what I'm probably doing wrong is mean and unhelpful. Why is the board full of mean people?
https://youtu.be/sXQkXXBqj_U 0 -
Any runners here? I think I'm the only one who runs.
Any swimmers here? The land-dwellers are envious of my doggy paddle.
Any cyclists here? You probably don't even know what a 2 wheeled rollingham is.
Anyone have a fitbit? My futurewatch probably confuses and infuriates you.
My fitbit won't sync! Do I have to turn it on first?
I did 10 minutes of P90x and now I'm bigger than The Rock. Has this happened to you?
Does anyone log sexercise? I heard it burns 69 calories per second.
Anyone from Winchestertonfieldville? I'm not going to include the name of the state because everyone knows my town of 16,000.
How often should I weigh myself? Only on February 29th when there is a full moon or every 6 minutes and 4 seconds?
Any girls that are 5' 7" and 162.94lbs? If you're a different height or weight than me then we're probably not even the same species.
Has anyone run a 5k before? Oh, I'm the first? I'll let you know how it goes.
Does anyone do [flavor of the month BB workout]? Instead of checking for responses to this thread I'm just going to create a new one.0 -
JoelleAnn78 wrote: »Hi. I want to be a vegan cuz I hear it is a great way to loose wait. What are good sources of protien? I hope this is the right place to ask this question. Everyone hear seems so nice.
I hear you can make a vegan version of a Snickers bar though I'm not sure how well that version would hold up to "other" uses. Good luck on your journey!0 -
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snickerscharlie wrote: »How many calories does 30 seconds of sex burn?
Less than making fun of the guy after it's over...
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Someone please tell me what to eat, at what time to eat it, and how to eat it so I can loose all the weightz!!0
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Escloflowne wrote: »PocketPunky wrote: »snickerscharlie wrote: »How many calories does 30 seconds of sex burn?
30 seconds?? That's why your partner isn't on board.
I lasted a whole minute once, it was like 8 pumps....AMAZING
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I posted something very similar to this in a thread a while back. I think it was in one of the cleanse threads and I replied "use the search button". I immediately got a warning from the mods.
I am offended that this thread which is much meaner, is now on page 4 with no warnings. I have determined that you guys are all bullies. I am going to flag you all, then rage quit and deactivate.
BTW, where do I get one of those huge Snickers?0 -
Help!!! How can I get "thigh gap"? What the Hell? I've never seen a man post questions about achieving thigh gap....0
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