FAQ - AKA WHY THE HECK DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP ASKING THE SAME STUPID STUFF???

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  • imogene912
    imogene912 Posts: 32 Member
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    Why am I not 'loosing' weight?

    Lose! Lose lose LOSE!

    Ok, one more time. Lose
  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,646 Member
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    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    Alluminati wrote: »
    In before the lock. I like the questions that don't even bother to explain anything. Yet if you put them in search, threads come up by the gazillions.

    Coconut oil?
    Added sugar?
    Coffee?
    Natural sugars?
    Good Carbs?
    Water

    coconut oil? what can you use that for?

    You use it for the giant snickers that @senecarr posted earlier...I mean.. .it is pretty big.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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    Bumping for giggles
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    How many calories does 30 seconds of sex burn?

    Not enough. Have more sex.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    PocketPunky wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    How many calories does 30 seconds of sex burn?

    30 seconds?? That's why your partner isn't on board.

    I lasted a whole minute once, it was like 8 pumps....AMAZING
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Escloflowne wrote: »
    PocketPunky wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    How many calories does 30 seconds of sex burn?

    30 seconds?? That's why your partner isn't on board.

    I lasted a whole minute once, it was like 8 pumps....AMAZING

    Sounds like some girl got lucky!
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    edited March 2016
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    Escloflowne wrote: »
    PocketPunky wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    How many calories does 30 seconds of sex burn?

    30 seconds?? That's why your partner isn't on board.

    I lasted a whole minute once, it was like 8 pumps....AMAZING
    Conversely, those "How many calories does 3 hours of sex burn?" posts always make me wanna reply with, "Clearly, you're doin' it wrong."

    o:)

  • slimzandra
    slimzandra Posts: 955 Member
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    "HELP!!!! I am a woman and don't want to lift weights because I don't want to bulk up."
    "HELP!!! I lifted weights and now I am 2 pounds heavier, what should I do?"
    Any thread that starts with "HELP" followed by multiple exclamation marks.
  • Lovee_Dove7
    Lovee_Dove7 Posts: 742 Member
    edited March 2016
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    PocketPunky wrote: »
    1) Is this a dating site? Yup. Met my SO here. As did a few of my friends. Freaking deal with it. When you put a bunch of single, hot, horny people together with common interests, they start to pair off.

    2) Do you get the munchies with your period? Duh.

    3) Do you gain weight with your period? Are you kidding me? I know you're new to fitness, but I doubt you're new to being a woman...

    4) Am I hot? Maybe...but you should probably be working on your low self esteem a lot more than your body if you feel the need to ask a couple thousand internet strangers that question.

    5) Why am I still fat???? Because you've been doing this for a week. You didn't get fat in a week. You're not going to STOP being fat in a week.

    6) Why am I not losing weight??? Because you're still eating Ding Dongs for every meal and logging "cleaning" as exercise.

    Ok, there's a few...add more questions that drive you batty.

    Do you realize your question has been asked....repeatedly?
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Lovee_Dove7 wrote: »
    PocketPunky wrote: »
    1) Is this a dating site? Yup. Met my SO here. As did a few of my friends. Freaking deal with it. When you put a bunch of single, hot, horny people together with common interests, they start to pair off.

    2) Do you get the munchies with your period? Duh.

    3) Do you gain weight with your period? Are you kidding me? I know you're new to fitness, but I doubt you're new to being a woman...

    4) Am I hot? Maybe...but you should probably be working on your low self esteem a lot more than your body if you feel the need to ask a couple thousand internet strangers that question.

    5) Why am I still fat???? Because you've been doing this for a week. You didn't get fat in a week. You're not going to STOP being fat in a week.

    6) Why am I not losing weight??? Because you're still eating Ding Dongs for every meal and logging "cleaning" as exercise.

    Ok, there's a few...add more questions that drive you batty.

    Do you realize your question has been asked....repeatedly?

    BOOOOM

  • annaskiski
    annaskiski Posts: 1,212 Member
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    linsdog wrote: »
    My personal favorite and guaranteed fire starter...anything related to "Starvation Mode"

    AKA "I ate 1,200 calories for 6 months and didn't lose any weight. Am I in Starvation Mode?"

    And..... I burn 1000 calories a day doing exercise....

    Like.....you would be dead if that were true......
  • lesleyloo7879
    lesleyloo7879 Posts: 439 Member
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    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    :lol:
    As much as I agree with the above, I'd be surprised if this thread makes it to page 2 before it just shut down and your profile pic is behind bars :lol:

    Hey the thread made it to page 4
  • annaskiski
    annaskiski Posts: 1,212 Member
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    imogene912 wrote: »
    Why am I not 'loosing' weight?

    Lose! Lose lose LOSE!

    Ok, one more time. Lose

    I have to admit, I also cringe at the 'loose' every time..
  • ZBuffBod
    ZBuffBod Posts: 297 Member
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    The community posts are ALWAYS good for a laugh! Thanks for the chuckles.
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,834 Member
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    I haven't lost weight in 4 days! I'm in a plateau!! Or maybe it's starvation mode!!! HELPZ!!!
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