FAQ - AKA WHY THE HECK DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP ASKING THE SAME STUPID STUFF???
PocketPunky
Posts: 187 Member
in Chit-Chat
1) Is this a dating site? Yup. Met my SO here. As did a few of my friends. Freaking deal with it. When you put a bunch of single, hot, horny people together with common interests, they start to pair off.
2) Do you get the munchies with your period? Duh.
3) Do you gain weight with your period? Are you kidding me? I know you're new to fitness, but I doubt you're new to being a woman...
4) Am I hot? Maybe...but you should probably be working on your low self esteem a lot more than your body if you feel the need to ask a couple thousand internet strangers that question.
5) Why am I still fat???? Because you've been doing this for a week. You didn't get fat in a week. You're not going to STOP being fat in a week.
6) Why am I not losing weight??? Because you're still eating Ding Dongs for every meal and logging "cleaning" as exercise.
Ok, there's a few...add more questions that drive you batty.
2) Do you get the munchies with your period? Duh.
3) Do you gain weight with your period? Are you kidding me? I know you're new to fitness, but I doubt you're new to being a woman...
4) Am I hot? Maybe...but you should probably be working on your low self esteem a lot more than your body if you feel the need to ask a couple thousand internet strangers that question.
5) Why am I still fat???? Because you've been doing this for a week. You didn't get fat in a week. You're not going to STOP being fat in a week.
6) Why am I not losing weight??? Because you're still eating Ding Dongs for every meal and logging "cleaning" as exercise.
Ok, there's a few...add more questions that drive you batty.
1
Replies
-
As much as I agree with the above, I'd be surprised if this thread makes it to page 2 before it just shut down and your profile pic is behind bars 1 -
But you didn't ask if I would date/dance/snuggle/bang/eat pizza with you....
0 -
This content has been removed.
-
7) I'm in a plateau! NO YOU'RE NOT.1
-
This content has been removed.
-
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well I LOVED this post. Cracked me up, especially #4!!! I was just reading that "would you date or marry the poster above" thread. Damn thing is at over 1400 pages! (But just between you and I, I was wondering what kind of response I'd get.... shhhhhhhhh)
0 -
8) I gained a tenth of a pound! Why am I gaining weight? OH NOES!0
-
Sounds like someone needs a snickers.0
-
9) But I burned 900 calories on the elliptical in 30 minutes, so why am I gaining weight?0
-
And periods DO CAUSE US to gain that 10th of a pound, btw. LOL.0
-
This content has been removed.
-
This content has been removed.
-
Yes, it's a dating site. All broads eat like the boat is going down when on their period. Then gain weight. Then burn it off like good little cardio bunnies hopping on the elliptical machine. You're definitely hot. You're not fat anymore. Except when you're crazy and on your period and you eat a gallon of ice cream an the whole Costco package of Slim Jims. Then you're fat for a few days. Now, hop on that elliptical, get hot again (should only take about 30 minutes), go into the date/bang thread, and make all the creepy dudes drool. I'll be first in line.1
-
Any question about diet pills/cleanses/crash diets/etc.0
-
"3) Do you gain weight with your period? Are you kidding me? I know you're new to fitness, but I doubt you're new to being a woman..."
Am, too!0 -
BecomingBane wrote: »Sounds like someone needs a snickers.
I heard that Snicker's satisfies, so I tried it...
It didn't do the trick.0 -
BecomingBane wrote: »Sounds like someone needs a snickers.
I heard that Snicker's satisfies, so I tried it...
It didn't do the trick.
You're supposed to eat it, Odus.0 -
This content has been removed.
-
BecomingBane wrote: »Sounds like someone needs a snickers.
I heard that Snicker's satisfies, so I tried it...
It didn't do the trick.
You're supposed to eat it, Odus.
OMG, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT!
Ugh. Whatever...
I should sue. That totally wasn't in the legal disclaimer.
0 -
if i eat fruit while i workout does that mean i will lose weight faster?1
-
0
-
1) Is this a dating site? I have only actually met two people in person from this website. I do however flirt a whole lot
2) Do you get the munchies with your period? I have a gender exemption.
3) Do you gain weight with your period? I have a gender exemption.
4) Am I hot? temperature varies with season and weather
5) Why am I still fat???? either you have not dedicated the time and effort into body fat composition or you have and unrealistic goal.
6) Why am I not losing weight??? either you have not dedicated the time and effort into getting rid of your weight or you have an unrealistic goal.
7) I'm in a plateau! More of a statement, but it is possible.
8) I gained a tenth of a pound! Why am I gaining weight? because you are too focused on weight.
9) But I burned 900 calories on the elliptical in 30 minutes, so why am I gaining weight? Oh really?
Actually, I think this is kind of fun.
0 -
This made me laugh. Well, at least the author had a good release of frustration.0
-
10) why are you being so mean?0
-
Don't listen to her, Odus, your way is perfect.0 -
This content has been removed.
-
This content has been removed.
-
I know I've gained weight, but it's ok because I've been lifting for 5 minutes and muscle weights more than fat, right?0
-
My personal favorite and guaranteed fire starter...anything related to "Starvation Mode"
AKA "I ate 1,200 calories for 6 months and didn't lose any weight. Am I in Starvation Mode?"0 -
PocketPunky wrote: »capnrus789 wrote: »
Don't listen to her, Odus, your way is perfect.
Odus's way is perfect with pictoral proof. I need to know if the chocolate melted. For science...
Like, oh. my. god. That makes so much sense now that you point that out! I was kinda wondering what that stuff was, but I was too afraid to ask.0
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.3K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.2K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.9K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 424 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.7K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions