FAQ - AKA WHY THE HECK DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP ASKING THE SAME STUPID STUFF???

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  • tiffanylacourse
    tiffanylacourse Posts: 2,986 Member
    KimmyJaneTD wrote: »
    I've thought all of these things. PLUS if someone posts that stupid chart one more time on "why you're not losing weight" instead of actually typing words I'm going to cry.

    The chart saves time... Instead of explaining the same thing 1,000,000x to 1,000,000 people - because no one knows how to use a simple search function. ;)
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    :lol:
    As much as I agree with the above, I'd be surprised if this thread makes it to page 2 before it just shut down and your profile pic is behind bars :lol:

    "Cheerleaders Behind Bars"-This needs to be a Russ Meyer film...
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    PocketPunky wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    RatherBeNapping wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    rml_16 wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    Sounds like someone needs a snickers.

    I heard that Snicker's satisfies, so I tried it...

    It didn't do the trick.

    You're supposed to eat it, Odus.

    OMG, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT!

    Ugh. Whatever...

    I should sue. That totally wasn't in the legal disclaimer.

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    Eric, what are you going to do with that bat?

    That's what they call a "Snicker's Bar" in Canada, I hear...

    "You think you're cool because you can put a Snickers bar up there? Look what MY mom can take!"

    Buying snickers for this weekend...and possibly a baseball bat

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  • Jruzer
    Jruzer Posts: 3,501 Member
    It seems like the number of repeated questions is increasing rapidly. It's astonishing to me.

    I know the mods want people to feel free to ask. But doesn't anyone spend any time lurking before asking the same questions that are asked multiple times daily? There are literally hundreds of threads with titles like "Should I eat my exercise calories?" and "Why did I gain weight?".

    It's no wonder veteran posters paste in stock answers. The people posting can't be bothered to lurk a bit or search for commonly asked questions or even read the stickied threads.
  • LBuehrle8
    LBuehrle8 Posts: 4,044 Member
    Mexicanbigfoot wrote: »
    I know I've gained weight, but it's ok because I've been lifting for 5 minutes and muscle weights more than fat, right?

    You win the internet today!
  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,578 Member
    Let's do a 24 Day Plexus/Herbalife/Shakeology Detox Challenge Juice Fast Smoothie Fest!
  • 20Grit
    20Grit Posts: 752 Member
    You made it to 3 pages with no bars! If you get bars I'm baking yew a cake!!!
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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    PocketPunky wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    PocketPunky wrote: »
    RatherBeNapping wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    rml_16 wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    Sounds like someone needs a snickers.

    I heard that Snicker's satisfies, so I tried it...

    It didn't do the trick.

    You're supposed to eat it, Odus.

    OMG, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT!

    Ugh. Whatever...

    I should sue. That totally wasn't in the legal disclaimer.

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    Eric, what are you going to do with that bat?

    I think he wants to put it where the Snickers was?

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    This is different frommmmm wheeen??? ;)

    You guys used to arouse me when you guys would post sexy pictures, now it's all feelings and period cravings....

    Pfffft. I don't even menstruate, and you know it. That's your job.



    I truly believe that PMS isn't real, kind of like the female orgasm, it's just an excuse for women to act crazy a few days a month and over eat food. That's why women actually complain about weight gain during that time, it has nothing to do with the "hormones". It's because you stuff your face with chocolate!!!!

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

    Never not funny...
  • Scrappincarla
    Scrappincarla Posts: 52 Member
    "Do I look fat in these jeans?"
  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
    edited March 2016
    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    Are you from Texas?


    IS ANYONE HERE FROM TEXAS?
    TEXAS ISN'T REAL

    I JUST WISH THESE TROLLS WOULD STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE TEXAS MEME HAPPEN


    Also, which fitness tracker should I get?
  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    10) why are you being so mean?

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SUPPORT SITE?

    srsly, this thread is golden.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    How many calories does 30 seconds of sex burn?
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    edited March 2016
    In before the lock. I like the questions that don't even bother to explain anything. Yet if you put them in search, threads come up by the gazillions.

    Coconut oil?
    Added sugar?
    Coffee?
    Natural sugars?
    Good Carbs?
    Water
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    rml_16 wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    BecomingBane wrote: »
    Sounds like someone needs a snickers.

    I heard that Snicker's satisfies, so I tried it...

    It didn't do the trick.

    You're supposed to eat it, Odus.

    OMG, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT!

    Ugh. Whatever...

    I should sue. That totally wasn't in the legal disclaimer.

    I'll leave this here:
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  • LBuehrle8
    LBuehrle8 Posts: 4,044 Member
    How many times should I weigh myself?
  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
    LBuehrle8 wrote: »
    How many times should I weigh myself?
    About three times

    Help!! How can I get my partner on board with my low carb, low fat, paleo, clean eating life style?
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    CooCooPuff wrote: »
    LBuehrle8 wrote: »
    How many times should I weigh myself?
    About three times

    Help!! How can I get my partner on board with my low carb, low fat, paleo, clean eating life style?

    I can help I do low carb, low fat, paleo, keto raw diet
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  • imogene912
    imogene912 Posts: 32 Member
    Why am I not 'loosing' weight?

    Lose! Lose lose LOSE!

    Ok, one more time. Lose
  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member
    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    Alluminati wrote: »
    In before the lock. I like the questions that don't even bother to explain anything. Yet if you put them in search, threads come up by the gazillions.

    Coconut oil?
    Added sugar?
    Coffee?
    Natural sugars?
    Good Carbs?
    Water

    coconut oil? what can you use that for?

    You use it for the giant snickers that @senecarr posted earlier...I mean.. .it is pretty big.
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  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    Bumping for giggles
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  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    How many calories does 30 seconds of sex burn?

    Not enough. Have more sex.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    PocketPunky wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    How many calories does 30 seconds of sex burn?

    30 seconds?? That's why your partner isn't on board.

    I lasted a whole minute once, it was like 8 pumps....AMAZING
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