We broke up because...
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            I found her entire stash of chocolate eggs and bunnies for Easter (and she didn't want to share any!).0
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            He didn't share my level of obsession with Harry Potter0
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            She always called me Hermione0
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            "The Owl" was her nickname for her lady bits... She never let me pet them either0
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            Never...he's tied to my bed ..
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            wouldn't ever happen...0
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            I'm pretty sure we broke up ages ago due to his Shrimp on the Barbie doll!
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            I'll always love you too Fab...0
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            He loved everyone else0
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            she was keepingupwith my every move0
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            He couldn't keep it up
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            Always took things too far0
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            She took everything from my apartment. Thief!0
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            she misplaced things and accused me of stealing from her0
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            He tried to steal home. Moved too fast!0
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            Prude
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            she called me names0
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            Spread lies about me.0
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            Was in denial..0
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            would never happen...0
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            Was a pessimist, always with the nevers.0
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            Was so negative ..0
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            I wasn't the only one0
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            She wasn't bouncy flouncy fun fun fun fun fun. And cause I'm the only one.0
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            Her heart belonged to her ex0
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            She had like 98 exes and kept telling me she wanted to hit 100. I knew my fate0
 
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