We broke up because...
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He wouldn't let me lay down0
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kept making me bend down so she could give me noogies0
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No fetishes to speak of.0
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she peed standing up0
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No ..humping..like ever...0
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he played with his adams apple0
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she came home with lipstick on her collar0
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hated it when I came home with lipstick on my collar0
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She tried to tempt me with fruit too many times!0
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He came home with lipstick on his other bits0
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only gave me half her time0
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Always made it clear that my timing was always off! ;p0
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she flashed my dad0
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His dad was better looking0
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lol caught her playing footsies with my dad at thanksgiving0
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ran away with my dad0
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wouldn't call me anything but daddy0
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Got offended when I called him my Sugar Daddy0
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She wouldn't be my sugar mumma0
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he prefered to be called BIG daddy0
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Just wanted me for my money, of which I didn't have enough0
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I was trying to give up Sugar0
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hid her money in the sugar bowls so I spent0
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Always wanted to be the dog in Monopoly even though she knew it was my favorite. Selfish!0
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got mad when i never let her win0
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Her obsession with being the dog was too much!0
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dressed in dog costumes and made me take him for walks0
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