We broke up because...
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Made me eat on the floor0
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sat at the table and stuck her had right in the dish of food and ate like the dog!!0
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she would shoot food at me with a sling shot0
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thought he liked playing target practice0
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bought little paper ships for me to sink in the toilet.
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he missed the ship and hit the floor0
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said my bathroom was disgusting0
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His bathroom looked like a scene from Dexter.0
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Neat freak...not compatible0
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she was the opposite of neat. I had to brush my feet off before I went OUTSIDE at her house0
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had feet like the hobbit0
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She only wanted to steal my ring!0
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Wanted me to call her precious0
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she had elf ears0
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I grew a third eye0
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Never put away his third eye0
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got a pink eye on the third eye. ;-)0
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poked me in my third eye
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he got a rash around his pink eye0
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So many rashes.0
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He never gave enough massages0
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preferred polish sausage to my german0
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She only want one sausage!0
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Never gave me enough sausage0
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Sausages made me gag0
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