We broke up because...
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I saw the bachelorette party video
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He starred in one too many bachelorette videos....0
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She was anyones after a glass of wine
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she was a fighter not a lover0
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Got upset when I started using him as s punching bag!0
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she didn't understand that particular bag wasn't intended to be punched 0
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LOL. You are cracking me up today.
He liked to flash his bags to the public.0 -
lol she wasn't into exhibition0
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Wouldn't go to museums with me when I was in NY. There were so me great exhibits!0
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she got lost in New York. Never came home0
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He claims he lost my number0
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She was overrated0
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She never got the hang of the game0
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She was clingy0
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she just used me for a booty call0
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Two words..No Sex
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No cuddles!0
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he idea of cuddling was just touching her cold feet to my leg0
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Ate all the legs from the bucket of chicken - those are the best ones!0
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Said I had chicken legs0
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he always skipped leg day0
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Never pulled my leg0
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Always said, "Pull my finger."0
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she would never pull my finger0
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Never kept his hands to himself.0
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Wanted to play jungle animals in bed0
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Never shaved, so always looked like a jungle down there0
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He said he liked to play in the bushes0
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she never invited me to play in the bushes with her0
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Wanted to play in other people's bushes.0
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