We broke up because...

Mile_High_Runner · April 2016

She didn't like me groping her with my rubber gloves.

bhouchen2014 · April 2016

She was the little probelm

bhouchen2014 · April 2016

Omg that sounded mean

bhouchen2014 · April 2016

She was too hot to handle

g44219 · April 2016

she stuck me with a hot poker

cklbrown · April 2016

He was always trying to stick me with his poker

RunHardBeStrong · April 2016

She wanted his poked instead of mine..

ClubSilencio · April 2016

Her sandwiches were dry.

Jerseyex · April 2016

always showing off his pecs

g44219 · April 2016

Never showed off her pecs

Jerseyex · April 2016

Always touching other peoples pecs

TaDa_Babe · April 2016

She was way hotter than me.

nitroalley · April 2016

Always yelled "tada" when she was done

synchkat · April 2016

he was a bit rough...see his pic that was his favourite move...he called it "tender"

nitroalley · April 2016

She never would let me pull her hair
But she did like to be choked

green_eyes_99 · April 2016

Too violent lol

nitroalley · April 2016

She didn't like it rough

rygar1983 · April 2016

my thrust power was not strong enough

Kvm11628 · April 2016

He lost his license after one too many speeding tickets. Didn't want to drive him around town.

nitroalley · April 2016

She wouldn't go to the drive in

Do they still have those anywhere?

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