We broke up because...
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Took me to the drive in and left me there0
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Drove me to drink0
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She drove drunk all the time... went to jail.0
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Always used to stare at me0
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Tripped me on the stairs and laughed0
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she never found my jokes funny0
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Made a funny face when I told her I loved her0
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Called me a clown0
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Wandering eye0
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Always made fun of my wandering eye!
Not to mention my unattractiveness!
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Oh my!
Oogled all the pretty boys.0 -
Fired the pool boy!0
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Her pink lemonade was never sweet enough for my taste.0
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He took my credit cards0
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She was stingy with her millions!0
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Had a million reasons why she couldn't call me back0
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You hated rom coms0
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She thought the Hostel and Saw movies were romantic0
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She wouldn't saw off her own foot to survive. She's dead weight0
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He said he would use me as a human shield in a Zombie Apocalypse0
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