We broke up because...
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            She decided to blow the cop0
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 He Shot the Sheriff but didn't shoot the Deputy and then got tazed & beaten with a Billy Club! (By Fab) then the Deputy brought him down!0
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            She thought Reggae music was factual0
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            I wasn't enough0
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            She was too much0
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            She thought that there was too much of me to Love!0
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            She was a whole lota woman 0 0
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            I must have been an idiot...0
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            he was still hung up on Jo0
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            He hung up on me every time I called him.0
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            I found out I wasn't the only one she had been calling0
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            He tried to call all the shots.0
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            She was always shooting up...0
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            She hunted everyone but me0
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            she was always hiding from me. Wanted me to hunt her down0
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            I found a stash of hidden receipts from dive bars. Many had lipstick and phone numbers on the back.0
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            I checked her credit card purchases. Apparently she had been staying at hotels with somebody0
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            It was work! I swear!0
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            she was always swearing at me0
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            He swore he was single. Swore it. He lied.0
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            She wanted to going to swing parties as a single...0
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            she never let me meet her mom0
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            Wanted to dress up like a baby...diaper and all.0
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            she wouldn't suck a pacifier0
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            You win today. That was a good one.0
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            Felt she always needed to win.0
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            Wouldn't let me win!0
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            Expected me to just give it to her0
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            Didn't know what giving was0
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            Was always taking my jewelry to the Pawn Shop0
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