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We broke up because...
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She decided to blow the cop0
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He Shot the Sheriff but didn't shoot the Deputy and then got tazed & beaten with a Billy Club! (By Fab) then the Deputy brought him down!0 -
She thought Reggae music was factual0
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I wasn't enough0
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She was too much0
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She thought that there was too much of me to Love!0
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She was a whole lota woman
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I must have been an idiot...0
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he was still hung up on Jo0
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He hung up on me every time I called him.0
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I found out I wasn't the only one she had been calling0
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He tried to call all the shots.0
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She was always shooting up...0
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She hunted everyone but me0
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she was always hiding from me. Wanted me to hunt her down0
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I found a stash of hidden receipts from dive bars. Many had lipstick and phone numbers on the back.0
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I checked her credit card purchases. Apparently she had been staying at hotels with somebody0
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It was work! I swear!0
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she was always swearing at me0
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He swore he was single. Swore it. He lied.0
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She wanted to going to swing parties as a single...0
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she never let me meet her mom0
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Wanted to dress up like a baby...diaper and all.0
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she wouldn't suck a pacifier0
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You win today. That was a good one.0
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Felt she always needed to win.0
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Wouldn't let me win!0
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Expected me to just give it to her0
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Didn't know what giving was0
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Was always taking my jewelry to the Pawn Shop0
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