We broke up because...
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She talked like Shaggy, I couldn't stand it. The van was awesome though.0
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Always wanted special Scooby Snacks.0
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Smile was too bright0
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Listened to nothing but Creedence Clearwater Revival all day long.0
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Claimed that I blinded him!0
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She kept me blindfolded under the bed0
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Kept herself blindfolded...I think she thought I was fugly.0
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He obviously was too busy to even bother to come home but had time to hang at the neighbors0
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He spanked the monkey too many times a day
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She was still worried about his monkey0
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He smelled like monkey0
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She threw poo at me like a monkey0
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