We broke up because...
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He used the same mug everyday without washing it0
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When she kept telling me to wash my mug, I thought she meant my face was dirty...0
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He always thought I needed a good cleaning...0
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He walked like a girl, his hips swung too damn much!0
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Wouldn't paint my toes0
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She has a toe jam fetish0
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She was always singing "My Hips dont lie"0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was always singing "My Hips dont lie"
She sang like a screech owl0 -
He was a dude0
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He thought he was Harry Potter0
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During our tender lovemaking moments she would often yell out "I WILL AVENGE YOU MY BELOVED SPATULA!!!"0
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Her magic quit working on me0
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She was a Pothead!
And not the good kind this kind!
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He was intolerant of other relationships0
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Wanted an "open" relationship0
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She had too many better looking Women!
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Wanted Wonder Woman0
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He was lazy0
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Thought she was Wonder Woman.. She got into her invisible jet and crashed0
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Continually exposed his junk in the filthiest of road-side restrooms:
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He had a night light still...0
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