We broke up because...
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Liked sausages just a bit too much0
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only likes bacon0
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Always does the Super Bowl Shuffle at parties0
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He was jealous of my dancing skills0
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elbowed me in the eye when we was dancing. never said sorry. jerk.0
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Never allowed me to return the sexual favors0
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kept getting in the way. calls people names0
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he had tourettes. Baseball and or hockey games was the only place I could take him on a date0
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was brutally honest about the kind of jerk I was and I couldn't handle it.0
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He had a strange sore...you know where0
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never saw her from the nose down0
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She killed my dog for her wacko cult ceremony0
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never put a shirt on0
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Found the neighbour stuffed in our bedroom closet0
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had people in her closest....hello!0
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she had the neighbor stuffed in the bedroom closet and pretended it was me0
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He was always hiding in my closet!0
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her closet was too big0
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I was afraid to tell him I liked the packers0
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He likes the Packers....can't be trusted1
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Watched american football..not Australian0
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There is only one kind of Football and its "Merican! She couldn't understand that!0
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Called Manning some unspeakable things!0
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Didn't get real men don't wear padding playing football..
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loved me more than rugby0
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Loved the rug more than me!0
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She didn't have a rug fetish....0
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She spent too much time on MFP.0
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drank too much0
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Didn't drink enough.0
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