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We broke up because...
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She wanted me to wear a bag over my head during whoopi0
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There was one little thing standing in the way of our happiness....his wife
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Tied me up and left me for 4 hrs0
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She was always tied up doing other things, never saving a moment for me!0
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Got crabs..not from me0
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Got mad when I got seafood from someone else who was cheaper!0
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wouldn't share the seafood0
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Has a penis0
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He got hung up on details lol0
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I wasn't good enough
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She was engaged to somebody else0
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His wife didn't like me
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I wasn't number one. In fact I wasn't number 101 0
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He got along with No one!0
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I farted 1 time in my sleep , she sleeps with head under the covers0
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One time??????
Always waited until I was under the covers!0 -
Protein farts..her dutch ovens were lethal0
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Too much sex, I couldn't keep up0
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He couldn't keep ** up!
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Curtains didn't match the drapes0
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She didnt like my interior design choices0
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She was helping the handyman undress in our bedroom ..cheaterrrr he was not wet and you were being helpful 0
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She thinks I'd hire a handyman!
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Don't look all innocent ..I know he was in a roleplay costume for you
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She wouldn't wear a tool belt for me!0
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Screwed me around0
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Didn't like screwingthings that I needed help fixing0
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Hammered at me day and night ..0
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