We broke up because...
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She had too many preconceived notions. I've got a 2 year old pup and he's my cuddle buddy except when he pukes on the rug like last night...0
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We were constantly fighting over who the pups loved moredaddyfitt1 wrote: »So shy
He started conversations by saying he wanted to vaginal pierce me
....and I just didn't know where to go from there 
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He was riding other things
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he doesn't actually know how to play guitar. he holds it like its a prop.1
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he doesn't actually know how to play the cowbell. he just holds it like it's a prop1
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Won't stop flexing0
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Wasn't flexible0
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She had tiny feet0
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Her proportions were funny.0
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Would never work out with me0
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He told me it just wasn't going to work out, but never told me why. Sniff.0
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she was all legs0
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She had two left feet. We just could not dance.0
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Didn't like my legs0
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He always skipped leg day0
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he was tapping other things0
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She always looked confused0
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He took that cowbell everywhere and beat it in bed...0
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we're not breaking up ;-)1
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Because he was already attached :-/0
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He was already taken, apparently.0
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She put vinegar in my toothpaste and then complained about my breath. Weirdo. I think she was just looking for a reason...0
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It was the breath thing0
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Heavy breather at the wrong times0
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She was still breathing.....that is all0
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I was the other woman0
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Would never take her shirt off even during fun times0
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Because he told me to keep it over my face0
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