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  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
    The guardians of the galaxy!
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
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    I'd tell you the joke about the broken pencil, but it has no point.
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
    He wet his plants!
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
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    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    What is a duck's favourite drug?
    Quack!


    K im done
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
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    I'd tell you the joke about my junk, but it's too long....
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    Id tell you a joke about my *kitten*, But you wouldn't get it. :p
  • overw8gosk8
    overw8gosk8 Posts: 457 Member
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    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river?

    Bob
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    edited May 2016
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    two hanging over a window?

    Curt n' Rod.
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.
  • overw8gosk8
    overw8gosk8 Posts: 457 Member
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    sparrish531 wrote: »
    two hanging over a window?

    Curt n' Rod.

    laying on your front porch?

    Matt

  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    Three nuns are sitting on a park bench.
    A man comes up and exposes himself to them.
    Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach.

    ye ik its bad
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
    Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    What does a clock do when it's hungry?
    It goes back four seconds!
  • Tweaking_Time
    Tweaking_Time Posts: 733 Member
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    Did you hear about the new movie about sex while camping?
    It was f***ing intense
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    Did you hear about that new movie, "constipation" ?

    No? I guess it hasnt come out yet
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
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    community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10394537/movie-or-tv-titles-in-my-pants
  • spookyface
    spookyface Posts: 420 Member
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    What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and I something smells.
  • spookyface
    spookyface Posts: 420 Member
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    Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,362 Member
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    I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?
    Age

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