I've lost an elephant's penis

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  • akweich89
    akweich89 Posts: 18 Member
    I've lost an automobile tire!!
  • KDar1988
    KDar1988 Posts: 648 Member
    A 2 month old horse plus human skin. Now that's something to brag about. LOL :p
  • Heartlight441
    Heartlight441 Posts: 278 Member
    How fun! I've lost a tire so far!
  • Bluepegasus
    Bluepegasus Posts: 333 Member
    I've lost a two year old!
  • HStheBusyBee
    HStheBusyBee Posts: 1,366 Member
    A newborn calf!
  • sabulaboys4
    sabulaboys4 Posts: 160 Member
    I've lost a newborn calf and a human brain. Definitately seems like it some days
  • SacredCoffee
    SacredCoffee Posts: 23 Member
    I've lost a newborn calf in 9 months! Haha!
  • navybrat822
    navybrat822 Posts: 11 Member
    I've lost an average human leg and need to lose a sperm whale's brain and I'm good to go!
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    edited May 2016
    Update:
    Overall, I've lost somewhere between the World’s Largest Ball of Tape and a newborn calf.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Livgetfit wrote: »
    ....and a chihuahua!

    Shooting for an Irish Setter. How about you guys?

    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

    Apparently, I've cut the cheese. Sorry.

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  • TxTiffani
    TxTiffani Posts: 799 Member
    Well, I've lost a bald eagle, gained back an average human brain & still have an average 2 yr old to go;)
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Livgetfit wrote: »
    ....and a chihuahua!

    Shooting for an Irish Setter. How about you guys?

    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

    Apparently, I've cut the cheese. Sorry.

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    You're not sorry for cutting the cheese. Is anyone ever truly sorry?
    ;)
  • TxTiffani
    TxTiffani Posts: 799 Member
    Cohalligan wrote: »
    I have to break it down this way because I have an average sized two year old.

    So I have lost an average sized two year old and the chemical additives an American consumes each year.
    Awesome.
    I have children and an average two year old can definitely drive one to chemical consumption...LOL :P
  • MommaLovesToLoseIt
    MommaLovesToLoseIt Posts: 271 Member
    rustyquinn wrote: »

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    Lost a two month old horse and Guinea pig. Aiming for between an adult woman and adult man
  • Zella_11
    Zella_11 Posts: 161 Member
    I've lost a Chihuahua! It's a small loss, but I'm on the right track! :)
  • GMAC2016
    GMAC2016 Posts: 249 Member
    edited May 2016
    MommaLovesToLoseIt wrote: »

    Aiming for between an adult woman and adult man



    So many things that could be said here...

  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    GMAC2016 wrote: »
    MommaLovesToLoseIt wrote: »

    Aiming for between an adult woman and adult man

    So many things that could be said here...
    And, I thought I was the only one that has to silence the gutter brain. HA!

  • Lucy1752
    Lucy1752 Posts: 499 Member
    Currently lost an average 2 year old (that sounds so negligent!) and working toward the world's largest ball of tape! Lol

    That was fun-thanks!
  • scubabillc
    scubabillc Posts: 1 Member
    I want to know who weight the penis and why!!!
  • musicfanlh
    musicfanlh Posts: 13 Member
    edited May 2016
    I've lost an average newborn :( but hope to get rid of a 2 month old horse in exchange. ...... :);)
  • ldelgad62
    ldelgad62 Posts: 14 Member
    edited May 2016
    I've lost a human head :)
  • cbelc2
    cbelc2 Posts: 762 Member
    This week, I lost the rack of baby back ribs that I didn't eat! I need to lose half an elephant man part.
  • sllm1
    sllm1 Posts: 2,130 Member
    mid-sized microwave here
  • MommaLovesToLoseIt
    MommaLovesToLoseIt Posts: 271 Member
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    GMAC2016 wrote: »
    MommaLovesToLoseIt wrote: »

    Aiming for between an adult woman and adult man

    So many things that could be said here...
    And, I thought I was the only one that has to silence the gutter brain. HA!

    I never think things through BEFORE I write/speak/type haha
  • MommaLovesToLoseIt
    MommaLovesToLoseIt Posts: 271 Member
    GMAC2016 wrote: »
    MommaLovesToLoseIt wrote: »

    Aiming for between an adult woman and adult man



    So many things that could be said here...
    Haha
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    scubabillc wrote: »
    I want to know who weight the penis and why!!!

    Science!
  • RR0817
    RR0817 Posts: 38 Member
    I've lost chemical additives a person consumes in a year :)
  • dwaterfield
    dwaterfield Posts: 34 Member
    I'm a guinea pig shy of an Irish Setter.

    This is a weird list. :)
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,179 Member
    This is ominous. I've lost an elephant's heart and a human brain.
  • lissadecker
    lissadecker Posts: 220 Member
    So far I have lost an elephant's penis and a chihuahua. I am shooting for the complete Oxford English Dictionary. (Who would have thought that would weigh more than the complete Encyclopedia Britannica?)

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