We broke up because...

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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She tried to say she was Finny's girl, and told me to step off.
  • pektranao
    pektranao Posts: 187 Member
    She told me that i was her babys daddy so i ran away
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We never broke up ..he's still tied to my bed >:)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited June 2016
    I came to her place with flowers and Champagne wearing nothing but a long coat and found some guy tied to her bed! :unamused:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Tell the truth ..you showed up like that at the neighbours..ohhh the scandal
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She moved without even telling me! :open_mouth:
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she was psychotic.. I had to sneak away in the middle of the night
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    he would sneak around all the time... He was not committed and thought I should be
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He was sneaking around.. peeking in the neighbor's windows
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Had too many arrests as a peeping Tom(asina)
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she started pulling the blinds closed to her window :angry:
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    his binoculars left rings on my windows
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    he was constantly bringing me bouquets of poison ivy :|
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    claimed her rash was from poison ivy...
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    wouldn't own up to the fact that his hound dogging was the cause of the rash
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    She couldn't understand I needed more.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she tried to deny it but I caught her kiking random guys pictures of her boobs!
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    He found out I was a man when I forgot to sit down to pee
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited June 2016
    @griffk00 (*kitten*, I got caught!) j/k

    We didn't break up.. he just doesn't know it yet. He's still knocked out tied to my bed...
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    all of our vacation pictures were of other women's assets
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She was entirely creepy and think she used MFP to stalk people
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    because I have his number ;)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I found all sorts of numbers in her phone but not mine
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    She never used lube
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    He found my side bag :D
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    she had the only child syndrome, never shared
  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
    She wanted to invoke the spirit of Jimmy Hendrix by burning one of my guitars!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He kept bringing home more and more cats. I told him, it's the cats, or me, and he said, pack your stuff, babe.
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    She had this stare that meant "sex now!"
    Treated me like a large and girthy piece of meat....
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she started working more late nights with her boss and mysteriously got a promotion!

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