We broke up because...
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            Yep true and u refused to watch w me0
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            Time with her was always abbreviated0
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            She looked better in her glasses than me

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            Always comparing herself to others0
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            always comparing me with her ex.0
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            He told me he had exes, but they weren't exes.0
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            Always driving off somewhere0
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            she was a back seat driver!0
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            Never let me sit up front w him
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            she called me her chauffeur0
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            She was never upfront with me. Shady, shady, shady.0
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            She was always Hugging me into unconsciousness!0
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            she always fell asleep on me0
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            He was comfortable but always had to get up to go to the bathroom all night!
That really disrupted my sleep!0 - 
            Wouldn't let me play w her hair0
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            She was too hairy0
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            Again with the wax!
She was scary!0 - 
            I woke up to having hair ripped from my chest and her screaming "WHO IS SHE!?!" I got out quick!0
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            He was too.....quick.1
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            She wanted sexy time to go one for hours!0
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            She was always in a hurry0
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            never took me anywhere nice0
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            Wanted me to fly her to Paris every other weekend0
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            Never let me look at his face0
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            I did, she just couldn't tell because she wouldn't put her glasses on0
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            Wanted me to wear glasses even though I didn't need them!
He liked that Naughty Librarian look!1 - 
            Didn't like MY role play0
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            Her idea of role play was actually rolling on the ground1
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            Always left coffee grounds in the coffee. Shudder.0
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