We broke up because...
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Couldn't find her instruction manual.0
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LolFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I found out she had a joystick!
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I always had to show her what to do0
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She didn't like my bad side0
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Her "bad side" was not making the bed in the mornings.1
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He expected me to come to his place every morning just to make his bed0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He expected me to come to his place every morning just to make his bed
She wouldn't do her dishes0 -
How is expected me to recycle paper plates0
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Laundry then! 0
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Always aired our dirty laundry0
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Didn't like me the way I am0
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Liked her she just wouldn't stop talking0
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Used the "the way I am" excuse to not take responsibility for anything.0
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He didn't like my excuse
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She didn't like my duck.0
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His duck was hairy0
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She used innuendo when I was talking straight.0
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Duck?Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »She didn't like my duck.
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she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet0
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slinkybinkydog wrote: »
Duck?Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »She didn't like my duck.
Most of my profile pictures have me and my stuffed duck in them. This one just doesn't. I'm the duck guy around these parts.0 -
Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »slinkybinkydog wrote: »
Duck?Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »She didn't like my duck.
Most of my profile pictures have me and my stuffed duck in them. This one just doesn't. I'm the duck guy around these parts.
Aww I see! Think I remember a duck only picture. Was that you? Haven't been here but maybe 3 weeks0 -
slinkybinkydog wrote: »Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »slinkybinkydog wrote: »
Duck?Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »She didn't like my duck.
Most of my profile pictures have me and my stuffed duck in them. This one just doesn't. I'm the duck guy around these parts.
Aww I see! Think I remember a duck only picture. Was that you? Haven't been here but maybe 3 weeks
Yeah that was me.
She didn't ascribe to the "if you want it done right do it yourself" way of thinking.0 -
She was out of my league0
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She wouldn't play on my soft ball league0
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made me watch a league of their own marathon1
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Said I was cheating when I threw it overhand.0
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